H2 goes offroading (sorta-funny)

psycho- · 10-06-2003, 01:41 PM

http://69.61.14.149/forum/index.php?...;threadid=4920

Taken from another forum:

Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?"

She then procedes to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious.

When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv"

She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics:

psycho- · 10-06-2003, 01:42 PM

CynJon · 10-06-2003, 01:50 PM

<=====speechless

Hummer has a lot of nerve misrepresenting their products like that.

Stoopid Hummah...

attgig · 10-06-2003, 02:17 PM

that's 2 h2's in the past week that have popped up here having stupid people drive them.

CynJon · 10-06-2003, 03:01 PM

Here's another classic from the Landcruiser site that Psycho- linked to:

spigidygak · 10-06-2003, 05:53 PM

/me puts in the war track in

looow rider . . . hhehe

Nanotech9 · 10-06-2003, 05:54 PM

looks like someone doesnt know how to offroad... or even go up a small bump doh.

bachviet · 10-06-2003, 06:06 PM

That H2 has some bling bling and a big a$$ drop. Why would you buy a SUV or a truck and then drop it?

djradam · 10-07-2003, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bachviet
That H2 has some bling bling and a big a$$ drop. Why would you buy a SUV or a truck and then drop it?

duh, so you can offroad it

Kim · 10-07-2003, 02:14 PM

That just goes to show you don't have to be smart to have lots of money.

nhbilly · 10-07-2003, 03:31 PM

another one bite the dust

spigidygak · 10-07-2003, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bachviet
That H2 has some bling bling and a big a$$ drop. Why would you buy a SUV or a truck and then drop it?

Aerodynamics baby!

10-06-2003, 01:41 PM	#1
psycho- Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Del Mar, CA Posts: 2,261	H2 goes offroading (sorta-funny) http://69.61.14.149/forum/index.php?...;threadid=4920 Taken from another forum: Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?" She then procedes to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious. When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv" She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics: __________________ Victor

10-06-2003, 01:50 PM	#3
CynJon Commander Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The middle of the country Posts: 1,424	<=====speechless Hummer has a lot of nerve misrepresenting their products like that. Stoopid Hummah... __________________

10-06-2003, 02:17 PM	#4
attgig Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the burbs of baltimore Posts: 11,924	that's 2 h2's in the past week that have popped up here having stupid people drive them. __________________

10-06-2003, 05:53 PM	#6
spigidygak Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: Redlands & San Diego, CA. Posts: 5,882	/me puts in the war track in looow rider . . . hhehe __________________

10-07-2003, 03:31 PM	#11
nhbilly Commander Join Date: May 2000 Location: santa ana ca usa Posts: 1,156	another one bite the dust __________________ PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING YOUR BODY.....

10-06-2003, 01:42 PM	#2
psycho- Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Del Mar, CA Posts: 2,261

10-06-2003, 03:01 PM	#5
CynJon Commander Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The middle of the country Posts: 1,424	Here's another classic from the Landcruiser site that Psycho- linked to:

10-06-2003, 05:54 PM	#7
Nanotech9 Vice Admiral Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Gone Wheeling! Posts: 4,409	looks like someone doesnt know how to offroad... or even go up a small bump doh.

10-06-2003, 06:06 PM	#8
bachviet What's Da Pho*? Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SoCal (714) Posts: 13,296	That H2 has some bling bling and a big a$$ drop. Why would you buy a SUV or a truck and then drop it?

10-07-2003, 02:14 PM	#10
Kim Eternally Ensign Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 4,573	That just goes to show you don't have to be smart to have lots of money.

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