Burzhui

WTF!!!

So i'm driving, not touching anyone, going 55 mph (right lane), first time ever going the speed limit btw, and all of a sudden i see a car approaching me from the back, and it's getting close mighty fast... and mighty close. so by the lights i see that it's a crown victoria, therefore driving like that it has to be a cop although he doesn't have a lightbar, now wildst thinking this the guy is already so close on my ass that... well he is very damn close, so close that i can't see the hood of his car. So what do i do, i slam the brake, not all the way to then end but just enough to instantaneously drop to about 45MPH, i saw the pupils in the cops eyes expand to 4 times their size as he broke as well... 15 seconds later he pulls the same sh1t, and so do i, then merge to the middle lane, he catches up to me and gives me this look like WTF are you doing a$$hole, and i gave him the look like you just try to stop me and we will have a lot of problems.


POINT! Why the hell do they do that, this is not the first time i have seen cops do this, one of these days i will slam the break all the way down and make the ****er crash into me, then we'll see who didn't keep the distance, who was tailgating, etc! Fargin Bastids

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RoniMan

ahhh...this makes your advice to me much more understandable...

Grubbie

the best to do is when somebody is riding your ass like that, just keep tapping the brake so the brake light comes on. I would then ride it so the light was on but wasn't braking. It will piss the people off behind you cause they keep thinkin you are breaking, and then you can tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap to piss them off more

Burzhui

no no, i'd rather just smash the break... that'll learn him.. i'll also get some no fault money from the cops.. it's about time they paid me instead of the other way around

InfiniteNothing

I'd combine them. tap tap tap tap, then just when he is thinking you're not going to stop...slam

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rasetsu

Haha! I love it!

bachviet

Cops always pull stupid stunts like that.

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PrObLy

When I got pulled over and ticketed, the cop rode my ass for 2 miles, I couldn't see his headlights....maybe he was just trying to see my license plate better, or maybe he was just a huge douche, I'm really not sure.

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rasetsu

I was tailed for about 2 miles once before too back in high school before he finally pulled me over because I went a couple of miles over the speed limit when I went down a hill. He gave me a warning and sent me on my way. What a jerk-off.

SnowSurfer

yeah...when people are riding my ass i wait for a curve...and smoke them with a 3rd to 4th shift...

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Burzhui

yea and get a ticket for speeding since the cop is behind you

gravediggah

I just take my foot of the gas and start crawling down the street, and when they eventually try to go around thats when I speed up again...its works even better when theres a car in the other lane, cause the car will never pass then...phucking loser

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Airencracken

I give them a taste of my Windsheild Wiper fluid CANNON!!! And/or the brake light tap.

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look_ma

If someone is tailing me hard, I give a light brake tap, just to get the lights to come on. Usually they get the idea after that. I drive a truck VS their POS econobox. If that still does not work I just down shift to slow myself down faster than letting off the gas. I do want to be in a wreck by any means, therefore that is why I will not brake check like some people.

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Merlin

Good move B. Speeding up, what the cop was trying to bully you into doing, would have resulted in a ticket. If it was me I think I would have pulled off at the nearest off ramp then got back on once the cop was much further up the road.

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SnowSurfer

can't ticket someone if u can't catch them lol, the curve i do it on is right off the street to my house...man i love the garage

Showtime

BS!

If I'd of pulled some stuff like that, I'd be pulled over instantly and not making any sudden movements. How the hell do you get away with starring down a cop after basically telling him f you?

I did like the part about the his eyes getting bigger.... GJ there Bur.

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cheapie

i tap the brakes a bit. if that doesn't work, drop it from 5th to 3rd and make them panic when all of the suddden i'm in their grill. aholes.

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Nanotech9

why did you just MOVE THE **** OUTTA THE WAY???

albiet, i hate when people tailgate, especially cops, but still if you were in the left lane - the fast, PASSING lane, then move outta the way man!

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cheapie

he WAS in the right lane.

Nanotech9

hahaha im a non-reading jackass - i see he was in the right lane now...

well DAMN, i can see why you were so pissed now.