Apex

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Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her ****** lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty ?"

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

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IrishSS

Rofl!

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Spigs, you MFR#1N!

Mpowered

HAHAHA, that's great!

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Nija

/accord

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bachviet

ROFL

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Apex

Love the DSM one. HAHA. Miata one is so true as well.

rasetsu

All hilarious, but how do you drift an AWD WRX? That should have been 240SX or Corolla GT-S forum.

ray

hehe. nice post Apex.

Airencracken

Nice. I was hoping for a hybrid one though.

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Mike_N_Ike

Oh man, that is hilarious

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Nanotech9

hehe i backed over a Miata in my company's F250 once... Hehehehehe.

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Mungo

Man those are all hilarious.

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Burzhui

he he soo true

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BrewMaster

HOLY CRAP, I was laughing my ass off. thanks Apex. I needed that.

My favorites:

McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

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thresher

A riot! I also backed over a miata once (in an f15o). Must be catching. Hello, Miatas, this is the big ass truck in front of you!

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ramazank2

Great | Apex!

Realrammstein

Loved it! Still laughing at the Accord one. thanks.

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