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Old 11-17-2007, 07:08 PM   #1
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Sex with a bike?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

I'm not even sure how one would go about doing this....
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Old 11-17-2007, 11:32 PM   #2
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Guess that guy opted for the "bananna seat" eh?
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Old 11-19-2007, 07:49 PM   #3
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Ok, I'm not quite sure what he was doing with the bike in his room but if it was in his room (and I'm assuming that it is his bike) why is he being charged with anything? It's sad when you're not even allowed to masterbate in your own bedroom.
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:13 PM   #4
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It was his room but a hotel maybe? And I can totally see a woman with a bike but ouch! a guy? lol
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:15 PM   #5
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its weird and kinda freaky, but it seems that it was his bike in his hotel room, so I dont see what the problem is.
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:59 PM   #6
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Apparently he has seen this movie too many times!
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Old 11-19-2007, 09:53 PM   #7
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When I was a kid, we used to clip poker cards to our bikes with clothes pins so they made noise on the spokes. I wonder if instead he used his......ouch. That's too painful.
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:25 AM   #8
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why is this illegal? people people purchase and use all types of implements designed to do the same thing.
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why is this illegal? people people purchase and use all types of implements designed to do the same thing.
Heh...

Are you a fan of "bike love" Cheapie? I know you love your bike and all... but dayuum... this is really takin' it to the next level.


Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!




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Old 11-20-2007, 09:38 AM   #10
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this is really takin' it to the next level.
Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!
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Hey, He said it was all a misunderstanding... Give the guy a break!
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Old 11-20-2007, 10:30 AM   #11
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Heh...

Are you a fan of "bike love" Cheapie? I know you love your bike and all... but dayuum... this is really takin' it to the next level.


Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!




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Old 11-20-2007, 10:42 AM   #12
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Yeah, I don't get why he's now a sex offender. The only justification is that it was a hostel, and maybe other people were around and he was therefore exposing himself to others?
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Ha ha ha ha.....

You've thought about it... haven't ya?
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Old 11-20-2007, 01:28 PM   #14
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Yeah, I don't get why he's now a sex offender. The only justification is that it was a hostel, and maybe other people were around and he was therefore exposing himself to others?

It's the UK. Been gettin' weirder over there.

(Wonder how many I offended with this one?)
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It's the UK. Been gettin' weirder over there.

(Wonder how many I offended with this one?)

Uncledaddy's may have just pissed off the UK and is the newest name added on the sex offenders list....
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:15 PM   #16
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Uncledaddy's may have just pissed off the UK and is the newest name added on the sex offenders list....

UD <---- Backpeddaling.....not!

I still love their accent.
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