01-29-2003, 11:10 PM
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The "Secret" of Joe 19K
Joe Millionaire aka Joe dirt poor...has a secret...
Anyone have a clue what it could be??
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01-29-2003, 11:32 PM
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i heard that he was rich as crap...
but kids lie so im not sure. |
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01-29-2003, 11:41 PM
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Re: The "Secret" of Joe 19K
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01-30-2003, 12:07 AM
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the secret is...
that he's actually GAY and he ends up with the BUTLER!!! dun dun DUN!!  |
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01-30-2003, 12:49 AM
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Here is a little Joe Millionaire secret...
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html |
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01-30-2003, 01:24 AM
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Arrrhh!
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More details about the bondage freak from the smoking gun .
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01-30-2003, 02:11 AM
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Haha, thanks for the link slaw. All the girls I watch this stupid show with are gonna love it.
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01-30-2003, 01:50 PM
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Haaaaaaa....I knew she was a little sleezoid...thanks for the link... |
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01-30-2003, 03:23 PM
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The fact that Evan ate her out on the lawn didn't give it away?! |
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01-31-2003, 11:41 AM
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I must have missed that one on the news.
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01-31-2003, 01:04 PM
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It was on last weeks episode. They dodged the camera crew and went into the garden at nite. All you heard was Evan slurping (he wasn't speaking) and Sarah giggling and **** (they were drunk). Then she said "Maybe this would work better if I lied down (layed? damn I forget my English). |
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01-31-2003, 02:50 PM
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yup a sleezoid who got paid to be tied up and have people tickle her, all while she kept her clothes on.. yup sounds like a slut to me  Last edited by Nija : 01-31-2003 at 02:55 PM. |
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01-31-2003, 07:16 PM
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Should I assume you aren't agreeing with me here?  ....and I didn't say slut, I said sleezoid...butttt...maybe you're right...afterall...it was her first alone date with "Joe"....on national television...and the camera men from afar and her & Joe with their microphones still on so we could hear her go.... <slurp< < giggle< <mmmmmmmmm< and "Maybe this would work better if I lay down" of course it must have been the tasty alcoholic beverages they devoured..or maybe it was...... POT ...and then there's her past...being tied up on porno...ok..I can understand she had to make a living....I have tons of friends who have done that in a pinch when funds were low...so no big deal... |
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01-31-2003, 07:23 PM
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Actually, her films are not pornography films. They'er fetish films. No one gets naked in them. Which, I think, is even weirder.
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02-01-2003, 04:30 AM
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If she's not naked in the pics, why not post a few
 
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02-01-2003, 08:19 AM
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imo, it's f---ed up stuff. i'm sorry, but having some chick hog-tied with duct-tape over her mouth isn't even funny. |
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02-02-2003, 03:22 PM
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I'm going to bet that they are sloppy kissers. We know Evan isn't too smart, so when the conversation gets uncomfortable, he goes in and kisses them. Hell he's stuck his tongue down the throat of lezzie, Zora, Sarah, and that chick they just kicked off. Granted I made a bunch of jokes about her when I first read the story, but they were all in jest. I mean It's my nature. the laying down thing was a particular that i liked to incorporate into my jokes. and if she is slut for making out with him, what does that make him? It's gotta work both ways, IMHO OK so you, or your friends wouldn't want to make 3,000 bux a picture to be tied up with rope/duct tape and tickled, that's your own moral set. I say it's her thing to do, and I have no problem with it. I think she even came out a head (  ) to do something enjoyable, while getting a nice amount of money to not do so much. |
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02-02-2003, 04:17 PM
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 You're right man that is not very appealing at all. |
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02-03-2003, 01:39 AM
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Makes him a ManWhore ...and if thats her thing with clothes & rope...  what can I say...Monday night will tell more ...woohoo |
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02-03-2003, 02:32 PM
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His big secret will be that the Castle is not really his. Either that or the the woman he picked will be voted off the island and will be awarded a WWE contract and wrestle as the Mole.
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02-10-2003, 03:51 PM
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Tonights the night ole Joe picks his chick...I can't wait...who do you think he'll keep ? |
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02-10-2003, 04:17 PM
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Zora. Just cuz she hasn't been gossipy and as money-grubbing. Suck's tho if/when she gets picked and her world comes crashing down but we get to see what hurt more...the money or the lie. For everyone else it would defintely be the money.
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02-10-2003, 04:26 PM
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I think he's going to be thick and pick Sarah.
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02-10-2003, 04:35 PM
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yeah, but her already got what he wanted from her ;P |
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02-10-2003, 04:43 PM
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02-10-2003, 04:47 PM
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02-10-2003, 04:48 PM
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People are still watching this tripe?
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02-10-2003, 04:55 PM
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uhhhhh.... yup.... <thinking> I dun't have anything to say, so i should kiss her </thinking> uhhhh </evan>  I've been informed by my better half that she must know who he picks, so it will be playing in the background tonight, while i'm gamin'  |
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02-10-2003, 04:56 PM
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You say it like tripe is uninteresting |
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02-10-2003, 08:53 PM
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Zora will be chosen.
Nice of Fox to stretch this crap out another week. And the wily butler says there will be a twist. |
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