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Dave Chapelle - Killing Them Softly
Wow. I heard this show for the first time. It is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard! Oh man. I was rollin'!
 You can probably find it with your favorite P2P program as either an MP3 or an AVI. Warning: It's R-rated material, so you have been warned.  *This was supposed to be in the Entertainment forum. GAM, could you please move it please? Thanks.*
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06-12-2003, 08:21 PM
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Re: Dave Chapelle - Killing Them Softly
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"Dave. DAVE! I'm trying to tell you about the _____ my wife in her ____ and you're asking me all these PERSONAL questions." "Apparently, the police have been beating up ___roes like HOTcakes. It's in the May issue."  It KILLS me when he does the terribly-out-of-touch-white-guy voice. Dave. |
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06-12-2003, 09:00 PM
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I love the part about the baby selling weed in the projects.
Dave: "Hey baby, stop sellin' weed, alright, you got your whole life ahead o' ya!" Baby: "**** you, ni**a, I got kids to feed!" Last edited by coleslaw : 06-12-2003 at 10:15 PM. |
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06-15-2003, 02:29 AM
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Hehehe...Dave Chapelle's Killing Them Softly has got to be my all time favorite stand up act. I think it's even funnier than the Bigger and Blacker one by Chris Rock
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06-16-2003, 07:23 AM
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oh man, i downloaded the mp3 after reading this thread last night. i'm listening to it at work and i'm barely controlling myself!
"let's just sprinkle some crack on him" ahahahahaha
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06-16-2003, 08:48 AM
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Yeah, definitly the best standup act ever. I hope an mp3 of his spring tour he just finished surfaces.
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06-16-2003, 10:23 AM
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i think i might agree. it's at least as good as my other favorite, robert schimmel's hbo appearance. |
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