08-07-2003, 02:41 AM
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Jolie: I want my nipples back
Sexy actress Angelina Jolie is outraged her nipples have been removed from a promotional poster for new movie, "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life."
The twice-divorced star's protruding nipples were removed after producers feared the images might offend some viewers and spark a string of complaints. However, infuriated Angelina fumes, "I wanted my nipples to be there to see." The Oscar-winner goes on to explain the smaller appearance of her breasts in the action film. She says, "Last time I took too much protein powder. That gave me lots of curves. This time I ate normally and therefore Lara is slimmer and sexier." http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_804953.html -------------- Peek-a-boob  |
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08-07-2003, 05:13 AM
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get over yourself Jolie. anyone who has slept with Billy Bob Thorton has lowered their standards big time anyway.
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08-07-2003, 12:00 PM
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protein powder
I didn't know stuff for muscles, gave you a big chest and butt in the curvy way.. i think she meant to say my big water bra leaked since last time we used it and thus now i have a smaller chest, but still larger then what i really have... oh well, still amusing...
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08-07-2003, 12:42 PM
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does she need these???
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08-08-2003, 04:17 AM
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Bwahaha!!! I haven't visited that site, but the domain name doesn't sound too appealing...
Anyway, I'm all for nipples, but not so much for Angelina Jolie. She's definitely not who I'd think of for Lara Croft after playing some Tomb Raider. Quote:
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08-08-2003, 09:00 AM
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u mean Halle Berry?
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08-08-2003, 10:29 AM
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No dude, Jolie was married to that fool for a while. Kept each others blood and such. Freaks.
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08-08-2003, 10:57 AM
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