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King Kaufman posted this funny stuff today on Salon.com:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- King Kaufman's Sports Daily Quick! Detroit police: Distribute marijuana immediately! - - - - - - - - - - - - June 15, 2004 | Fifty-thousand English soccer fans have followed the country's side to Lisbon, Portugal, for the Euro 2004 tournament, and police braced themselves for serious trouble as England met France in a first-round game Sunday. But even as an estimated 15,000 people jammed the Rossio, Lisbon's town square, in an impromptu pre-match party, and even as France scored twice in injury time for a stunning 2-1 win, all was peaceful, blissful, friendly, groovy. The reason? Look no further than the Lisbon police's announced policy that marijuana smokers would be unmolested, the idea being that while drinkers get rowdy, pot smokers bliss out. "If people are drinking they lose control," said Alan Buffry, national coordinator of the Legalise Cannabis Alliance, a British political party. "If they smoke cannabis they don't. Alcohol makes fans fight. But cannabis smokers will be shaking hands and singing along together." With the Detroit Pistons possibly 48 minutes from winning the NBA championship Tuesday night and Motown's standing as a world leader in rioting to celebrate championships, Detroit police should take heed. Hit the airwaves, let the car burners and the window breakers know that pot is OK. Heck, hit the evidence room and flood the streets with the stuff. Paper the town with Zig-Zag. Pump Snoop Dogg and Phish through loudspeakers. Find that Afroman guy and have him sing a public service announcement. "I was gonna start a riot, but then I got high, la da da da da ..." The governors of California and Michigan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jennifer Granholm, have the usual friendly wager going, with the loser being "forced" to eat delicacies from the winner's home state while wearing the other team's jersey. Schwarzenegger should forget about shipping the asparagus and Napa Valley wine -- and the In-N-Out burger? Good heavens -- and airlift a few thousand pounds of Humboldt County's finest, stat. Legalize it, Detroit's finest, even if just for one night. The car you save may be your own.
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06-15-2004, 11:15 AM
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hahaha!
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06-15-2004, 11:23 AM
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ROFLMAO.
Why? Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high!
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06-15-2004, 12:38 PM
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so true
 and think of all the munchies they could sell
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06-15-2004, 12:43 PM
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absolutely hilarious.
i would take issue with his statement that detroit leads the world in post-championship riots. the last time there were riots was after the '84 tigers won the world series. in the 20 years that followed, there have been no significant disturbances, despite 5 championships (two pistons, 3 red wings). |
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06-15-2004, 12:47 PM
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Schwarzenegger should forget about shipping the asparagus and Napa Valley wine -- and the In-N-Out burger? Good heavens -- and airlift a few thousand pounds of Humboldt County's finest, stat.
yes please. i'd gladly give them my home addy. even tho' i've never been high, i'd do it if it was legal.
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06-15-2004, 12:54 PM
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cheapie, you checked off one on your "haven't done yet list" just recently, so what's one more?
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06-15-2004, 01:18 PM
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ahahahaha...ssshhhhhh!!! i don't want my buddy to read this and then make me pay for him to get his car detailed.
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06-15-2004, 01:39 PM
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06-15-2004, 01:45 PM
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a deuce?
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06-15-2004, 02:23 PM
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06-15-2004, 02:48 PM
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i don't get it....
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06-15-2004, 03:31 PM
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i get it.
EWWWWW!  nasty boy!
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gross! ahahaha...no.
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06-16-2004, 07:09 AM
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cures all.
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