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Old 04-13-2005, 07:23 AM   #1
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Britney Spears Preggered

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html

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LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Britney Spears announced on Tuesday that she is pregnant with her first child, ending months of speculation over whether the pop princess was launching a new career as a mother.

Spears, 23, who married dancer Kevin Federline last September in a surprise, private ceremony, made the announcement in a posting to fans on her official Web site.

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There were reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love Britney and Kevin," the brief posting said.

No further details were available. The child will be a first for Spears but a third for Federline, who has two young children by his former girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson.

Spears has made no secret of her desire to become a young mother, writing on her Web site last October that she "can't wait to start a family."

Shortly after her wedding to Federline, she announced she was taking a few months off to "just chill" and enjoy married life with her new husband.

But that did not stop celebrity magazines and paparazzi photographers from following her every move, snapping her on the beach and shopping in maternity stores. Some reported that the marriage was already on the rocks.

Spears and Federline were married only eight months after Spears wed a former high school sweetheart in Las Vegas in a spur-of-the-moment arrangement that was quickly annulled.

Spears became a worldwide pop phenomenon in the late 1990s when she shot to fame at the age of 15 with her 1999 debut "...Baby One More Time."

She has since sold more than 60 million albums and became the first female performer in the history of Billboard magazine to have her first three albums open at No.1 on the pop album chart.

She released a greatest hits album last November, launched her own perfume "Curious," but put touring, performances and public appearances on hold after her marriage.

There was no immediate word on how motherhood would affect her future career plans, but Spears and Federline recently signed a deal to star in their own television reality series, which will document their courtship and wedding, and now, presumably, her pregnancy.

The first episode of the untitled series is expected to air before the end of May.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:46 AM   #2
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i feel sorry for that kid.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:48 AM   #3
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Let's take bets as to how many times today this story will be told in the news with "Hit Me Baby One More Time" as the music in the background.

I say 53,513,482.
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i feel sorry for that kid.
He'll be fine.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:57 AM   #5
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will i be on the news when my wife has her first child?
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:37 AM   #6
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will i be on the news when my wife has her first child?
there are ways you can assure that



i think this is Federline's 3rd kid already, fertile Federline.

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i feel sorry for that kid.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:41 AM   #7
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i think this is Federline's 3rd kid already, fertile Federline.

Oops he did it again?

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Old 04-13-2005, 08:48 AM   #8
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With her money, you know the kid will have the best substitute parents nannies money can buy.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:48 AM   #9
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will i be on the news when my wife has her first child?
I wasn't really pointing this out as an, "Oh look, people should care" type topic. It was more to generate humor from the masses at the self acclaimed virgin from a few years ago.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:59 AM   #10
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Should this be in Entertainment forum?

Now he could get both alimony and child support from Britney once they divorce.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:14 AM   #11
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Recently I've taken to reading the Gawker site while bored at work . . . I like the phrase they've coined for Britney's baby . . . "The Federletus" . . . they've been running with it since the rumors first broke.
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who wants to guess what the kid's name is going to be?

and knowing how these celebrity-types think, its gonna be an awesome name!

boy: Skyler Bullwinkle Federline
girl: Peach St. Claire Spears Federline
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:43 AM   #13
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fertile Federline.
Since she is pregnant and not him I think you mean virile
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:47 AM   #14
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:16 PM   #15
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So I guess it's official that she has a bun in her oven?
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:27 PM   #16
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Kevin & Bean of KROQ radio here in Los Angeles have had a running joke going about Kevin Federline. Back when Britney was trying to make him a hip-hop star, Kevin & Bean 'talked' with Federline and he 'premiered' a couple tracks of his upcoming hip-hop album to them.

To hear them, you can go to Kevin & Bean's Sights and Sounds page on the KROQ website:

http://www.kroq.com/kevinandbean/sounds.html

The Federline songs are on the right side of the page.

Here are the direct links you can cut & paste into explorer:

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/Meanist_penis_from_la_to_venus.asf

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/k_fed_bun_in_the_oven.asf

They are funny as hell (definitely PG-13 though).
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:34 PM   #17
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Gj locking up that cash money, Fed!

Oh and I hope they enjoy the whole new family thing.

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Old 04-13-2005, 02:50 PM   #18
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This marriage is just as doomed as before. Only now the inevitable divorce is going to be even nastier. Oh well, should be a good show for the rest of us!
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:25 PM   #19
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i wonder if the lucky baby was conceived on the balcony, where they do much of their business nowadays.
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:36 AM   #20
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wow, is her hand where i think it is?
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:55 AM   #21
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now its only a matter of time that he leaves her...
wonder if the babys gonna be healthy...god forbid she has a miscarriage
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:13 AM   #22
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I wonder if she is going to quit smoking.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:20 AM   #23
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Or quit snorting. Allegedy, ofcourse.
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:21 AM   #24
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The continual slide...continues!?

She was doomed after her first record, she slid and her people got desperate to keep her pumped up. They exploited the sexuality way too far/fast. Not to mention she isn't that strong in her voice and shows a lot of weakness now.

She's gonna pull a Whitney Houston Madonna style, become a oversexualized crackwhore married to a trashy wife beater.
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Old 04-14-2005, 09:22 AM   #25
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i feel sorry for that kid.

Why the kid will be breast fed by Britney Spears..... so many guys would kill for a taste of that action.
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and knowing how these celebrity-types think, its gonna be an awesome name!

boy: Skyler Bullwinkle Federline
girl: Peach St. Claire Spears Federline

That was my first thought too. There's a very slim chance it'll be a human name.

I just read what Courtney Cox named her child - Coco! It's Coco Cox Arquette.

Poor baby Coco...
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- Coco! It's Coco Cox Arquette.

I wonder if people are cookoo for her?
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:51 PM   #28
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Kevin & Bean of KROQ radio here in Los Angeles have had a running joke going about Kevin Federline. Back when Britney was trying to make him a hip-hop star, Kevin & Bean 'talked' with Federline and he 'premiered' a couple tracks of his upcoming hip-hop album to them.

To hear them, you can go to Kevin & Bean's Sights and Sounds page on the KROQ website:

http://www.kroq.com/kevinandbean/sounds.html

The Federline songs are on the right side of the page.

Here are the direct links you can cut & paste into explorer:

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/Meanist_penis_from_la_to_venus.asf

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/k_fed_bun_in_the_oven.asf

They are funny as hell (definitely PG-13 though).

Federleezy! Oh sh*t those we so funny. I heard the penis one when they played it on the radio, but the bun in the oven on is even better. So hilarious.
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The continual slide...continues!?

She was doomed after her first record, she slid and her people got desperate to keep her pumped up. They exploited the sexuality way too far/fast. Not to mention she isn't that strong in her voice and shows a lot of weakness now.

She's gonna pull a Whitney Houston Madonna style, become a oversexualized crackwhore married to a trashy wife beater.

Are you the stalker who keeps sending her those types of love letters? Passive. Aggressive. Passive. Agg....



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It's a girl: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7480104/

Anyones wanna take bets on Britney being a grandmother at 40ish?
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