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Britney Spears Preggered
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html
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Let's take bets as to how many times today this story will be told in the news with "Hit Me Baby One More Time" as the music in the background.
I say 53,513,482.
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will i be on the news when my wife has her first child?
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Oops he did it again? ![]()
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With her money, you know the kid will have the best
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What's Da Pho*?
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Should this be in Entertainment forum?
Now he could get both alimony and child support from Britney once they divorce. ![]()
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Recently I've taken to reading the Gawker site while bored at work . . . I like the phrase they've coined for Britney's baby . . . "The Federletus" . . . they've been running with it since the rumors first broke.
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who wants to guess what the kid's name is going to be?
and knowing how these celebrity-types think, its gonna be an awesome name!
boy: Skyler Bullwinkle Federline girl: Peach St. Claire Spears Federline
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it's mine.
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So I guess it's official that she has a bun in her oven?
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Kevin & Bean of KROQ radio here in Los Angeles have had a running joke going about Kevin Federline. Back when Britney was trying to make him a hip-hop star, Kevin & Bean 'talked' with Federline and he 'premiered' a couple tracks of his upcoming hip-hop album to them.
To hear them, you can go to Kevin & Bean's Sights and Sounds page on the KROQ website: http://www.kroq.com/kevinandbean/sounds.html The Federline songs are on the right side of the page. Here are the direct links you can cut & paste into explorer: mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/Meanist_penis_from_la_to_venus.asf mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/k_fed_bun_in_the_oven.asf They are funny as hell (definitely PG-13 though).
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Gj locking up that cash money, Fed!
Oh and I hope they enjoy the whole new family thing. -j
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This marriage is just as doomed as before. Only now the inevitable divorce is going to be even nastier. Oh well, should be a good show for the rest of us!
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i wonder if the lucky baby was conceived on the balcony, where they do much of their business nowadays. |
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wow, is her hand where i think it is?
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now its only a matter of time that he leaves her...
wonder if the babys gonna be healthy...god forbid she has a miscarriage |
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I wonder if she is going to quit smoking.
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The continual slide...continues!?
She was doomed after her first record, she slid and her people got desperate to keep her pumped up. They exploited the sexuality way too far/fast. Not to mention she isn't that strong in her voice and shows a lot of weakness now. She's gonna pull a Whitney Houston Madonna style, become a oversexualized crackwhore married to a trashy wife beater. |
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Why the kid will be breast fed by Britney Spears..... so many guys would kill for a taste of that action. ![]()
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That was my first thought too. There's a very slim chance it'll be a human name. I just read what Courtney Cox named her child - Coco! It's Coco Cox Arquette. Poor baby Coco...
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I wonder if people are cookoo for her? |
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Federleezy! Oh sh*t those we so funny. I heard the penis one when they played it on the radio, but the bun in the oven on is even better. So hilarious.
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It's a girl: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7480104/
Anyones wanna take bets on Britney being a grandmother at 40ish? |
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