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Daisy Duke strutting in her boots
for your viewing enjoyment: the new Daisy Duke, aka Jessica Simpson, singing Nancy Sinatra's song
"these boots were made for walking" and Willie even gets one square on the lips 
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07-25-2005, 01:25 AM
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Clearly a stunt double was used to drive the General Lee in.... cause Jessica Simpson is too stupid to trust with a motor vehicle.
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07-25-2005, 01:44 AM
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i think her video for that song is pretty good.
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07-25-2005, 05:40 AM
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Oh my...oh my...
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07-25-2005, 06:08 AM
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61 meg? good thing i'm at work.
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07-25-2005, 03:47 PM
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Owww, I feel good!
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So much for the minister's daughter image
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07-25-2005, 08:39 PM
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According to Ralph Garman's entertainment report on KROQ in Los Angeles, Jessica Simpson took over 50 takes for one scene alone because she couldn't get her lines right for Dukes of Hazzard. She's doing a great job preserving that stereotype.
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07-25-2005, 08:51 PM
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 And what kind of General Lee has working doors?  
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07-25-2005, 11:49 PM
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aw, linkee no work.
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07-26-2005, 06:16 AM
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I'm ashamed to say I saw a show on MTV where they taught her how to drive it. She sucked badly for what was probably a good hour, but she got the hang of it. Still might be a double for the video, but it's not too far out of reach.
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07-26-2005, 06:49 AM
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Contrary to Minister Joe Simpson's belief, his daughter Jessica was a stripper in a previous life. How else would she learn the skills of a lap dance pelvis shake. She is definitely breaking out of the mold of a preachers daughter. Kinda funny though since her dad is her manager.Daddy must have approved.
My favorite part is the bikini car wash...definitely shows off all of her assests. |
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07-26-2005, 09:58 AM
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07-26-2005, 12:59 PM
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404'd!!!
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 see #4 of the top 100 videos here http://au.launch.yahoo.com/videos/ |
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07-26-2005, 01:23 PM
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07-26-2005, 02:45 PM
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Aw man the door of the Gereral Lee are welded shut. She can't opening them in the first shot of the video.
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07-26-2005, 07:30 PM
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Eh, I'm generally a Jessica Simpson fan but I really don't think she looks hot in this video. First off, I think she is starting to look too skanky (I don't like skanky) and with her assets, she shouldn't be doing a video where too much is focused on that area. It's pretty pathetic watching her shake essentially nothing around... almost as bad as when Cameron Diaz does it.
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