Lesbian Cheerleaders?

MikeD · 11-07-2005, 07:30 AM

From ProFootballTalk.com, though the link is to another site (with an additional pic)...

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We didn't have much to say a couple of weeks ago when WNBA star Cheryl Swoopes announced that she's gay because, well, she's a WNBA star. (Besides, it's not like she has to worry about taking grief at road games from all of the raging heterosexuals in attendance.)

Leave it to the NFL to outdo yet another of the lower-tier sports.

According to WTSP in Tampa, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested after an altercation sparked when (we advise that you sit down) they were caught "engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall."

A woman waiting to use the facilities got into an argument with the unambiguously gay duo -- which likely included statements like, "Could you please take your sexual activity elsewhere so I can poop?" -- and was punched in the face by one of them, a cheerleader named Renee Thomas.

When Thomas was arrested for battery, she gave the name of another Panthers cheerleader. She could face chares of lying to police.

Her, um, partner, Angela Keathley, was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

[Thelma and Louise pose for their mug shots.]

There's no word yet on whether Thomas and Keathley were fired by the Panthers. If they are, perhaps the Vikings will be interested in hiring them.

mcs328 · 11-07-2005, 07:32 AM

The blonde is ok but the other one is not so hot.

MikeD · 11-07-2005, 07:35 AM

Yeah, agreed...they look better brushed up a bit.

And why am I not surprised that you're the first one to hit this thread up?

mcs328 · 11-07-2005, 07:37 AM

I do quick G|A searches with the keyword "lesbians" and this just showed up as my morning routine. J/K

Sirrich3 · 11-07-2005, 07:40 AM

Let's see a cheer..

johnnymk · 11-07-2005, 07:43 AM

Every tavern where I go to sing Karaoke there are always lesbians. It must be fashionable to be one nowadays.

angl2b · 11-07-2005, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mcs328

I do quick G|A searches with the keyword "lesbians" and this just showed up as my morning routine. J/K

mcs328 · 11-07-2005, 07:54 AM

I missed the wave where being a lesbian was fashionable in college. I think it was starting up as I was finishing college. After college it was an 'IN' thing to do. You could tell by all the lesbian publicity in TV, movies and just kids experimenting and people coming out in front of the press to promote some record or something like Tatu (Everything She Said). I think it died by the time 'The L Word' and 'Queer Eye' came out on cable. The shock and awe value just for that sake is on a downturn and I think it served it's purpose of letting true lesbians come out without too much embarassment or ridicule.

gear02 · 11-07-2005, 08:05 AM

I tried to go to the panthers webpage, but it looked like it was being killed by people wanting to get their pictures.

Butch · 11-07-2005, 08:09 AM

Best thing they ever could have done for their careers . . . you get paid next to nothing as a cheerleader . . . now, they'll get tons of publicity and probably have many other opportunities to 'perform' for much better salary!

mcs328 · 11-07-2005, 08:23 AM

They'll probably end up in Playboy or Hustler on the cover. At the very least a mention in Stuff or FHM.

spigidygak · 11-07-2005, 09:15 AM

isn't that the title of a p... nevermind I'll just be quiet.

MikeD · 11-07-2005, 09:32 AM

For mcs...

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Witnesses said Keathley and the woman were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside about 2:10 a.m. Sunday, an arrest report states.
Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom.

Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then "the blonde hit me in the face," Holden said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9956517/

BigJon · 11-07-2005, 09:53 AM

No thanks on the brunette.

adjaw · 11-07-2005, 09:54 AM

Do we have video of this yet????????????

Butch · 11-07-2005, 10:00 AM

Most of the fun with a cheerleader isn't the face - it's the body.

I don't care what these girls look like in the mug shots or in the all-done-up shots . . . it's what's outside the frame that would interest me most . . . and I have to expect neither of them would disappoint in that regard

nickel · 11-07-2005, 10:44 AM

more pics

but...apparently that ^ is NOT Kristen Owen

Kristen Owen spoke to 6NEWS Sunday and said
she was not the person police arrested in Tampa over the weekend.

http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stori....3899c128.html

ialsohaveadream · 11-07-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeD

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Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged.

So she sat there for 15 minutes listening to them moan? She didn't think to run out and grab a digital camera? I swear, people these days have no sense of courtesy to their fellow man.

And by the way, those of you knocking the brunette...having met my share of lesbians, let's just be thankful that we ended up with two "lipsticks" on this one. Otherwise, it could've been MUCH uglier (and I mean that in so many ways)

Butch · 11-07-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nickel

but...apparently that ^ is NOT Kristen Owen

I think to settle this, the real Kristen Owen should have her photograph taken with the other two girls . . . and to be able to check birth marks, etc., I think they should all be naked . . .

Yeah . . . that will settle it for me . . .

And don't ask me why the brunette needs to be there - and naked - to settle the issue of the other two . . . that's just how I want it, damnit!

Of course, in all seriousness . . . one thing this whole issue is reminding me of - is that girls can be made up all pretty . . . but it sure doesn't change damn diddly on the inside . . . while cheerleaders were fun in HS . . . they kind of lose their lustre as they age . . .

Kevster · 11-07-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Butch

while cheerleaders were fun in HS . . . they kind of lose their lustre as they age . . .

Even then it isn't so much the age, it's the mileage - that's what really adds the tarnish.

Airencracken · 11-07-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by angl2b

You are harsh! Give the guy a little slack.

MikeD · 11-07-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream

So she sat there for 15 minutes listening to them moan? She didn't think to run out and grab a digital camera?

This would have made for high quality stuff. Could have easily sold on the Panthers team website for $29.95...

Where else could you get some game tickets, a Delhomme jersey, and some homemade cheerleader porn?

surfer · 11-07-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nickel

more pics

but...apparently that ^ is NOT Kristen Owen

Kristen Owen spoke to 6NEWS Sunday and said
she was not the person police arrested in Tampa over the weekend.

http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stori....3899c128.html

Thanks for the cheerleader pics!

guiseppewv · 11-07-2005, 03:59 PM

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UPDATED: Cheerleaders Had Sex in Bar, Witnesses Say

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another _ a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/07/D8DNT7TOA.html

Thanks for the pics, everyone!!!!

Butch · 11-07-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevster

Even then it isn't so much the age, it's the mileage - that's what really adds the tarnish.

So true . . . they are still young . . . hell, both younger than I am (27), but I think they look older than I do . . . of course, mugshots aren't the most flattering . . . but still . . .

guiseppewv · 11-07-2005, 04:19 PM

So true, so true.

ShawnLee · 11-07-2005, 04:47 PM

Giggity giggity gig-uh-dee!
Alright!

ialsohaveadream · 11-07-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ShawnLee

Giggity giggity gig-uh-dee!
Alright!

You should've topped it off with a nice little picture, though. Like this:

verve247 · 11-07-2005, 05:37 PM

And in a single act, the state of Florida redeems itself.

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mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	The blonde is ok but the other one is not so hot. __________________

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Butch Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York, NY Posts: 2,915	Best thing they ever could have done for their careers . . . you get paid next to nothing as a cheerleader . . . now, they'll get tons of publicity and probably have many other opportunities to 'perform' for much better salary! __________________ I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse

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MikeD President, Cowboys Nation Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In the 'burbs, west of D.C. Posts: 5,139	Yeah, agreed...they look better brushed up a bit. And why am I not surprised that you're the first one to hit this thread up?

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mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	I do quick G\|A searches with the keyword "lesbians" and this just showed up as my morning routine. J/K

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mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	I missed the wave where being a lesbian was fashionable in college. I think it was starting up as I was finishing college. After college it was an 'IN' thing to do. You could tell by all the lesbian publicity in TV, movies and just kids experimenting and people coming out in front of the press to promote some record or something like Tatu (Everything She Said). I think it died by the time 'The L Word' and 'Queer Eye' came out on cable. The shock and awe value just for that sake is on a downturn and I think it served it's purpose of letting true lesbians come out without too much embarassment or ridicule.

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gear02 Admiral Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 7,223	I tried to go to the panthers webpage, but it looked like it was being killed by people wanting to get their pictures.

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mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	They'll probably end up in Playboy or Hustler on the cover. At the very least a mention in Stuff or FHM.

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BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	No thanks on the brunette. __________________

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adjaw Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 186	Do we have video of this yet????????????

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Butch Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York, NY Posts: 2,915	Most of the fun with a cheerleader isn't the face - it's the body. I don't care what these girls look like in the mug shots or in the all-done-up shots . . . it's what's outside the frame that would interest me most . . . and I have to expect neither of them would disappoint in that regard

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nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	more pics but...apparently that ^ is NOT Kristen Owen Kristen Owen spoke to 6NEWS Sunday and said she was not the person police arrested in Tampa over the weekend. http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stori....3899c128.html __________________ click me

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