04-24-2006, 11:07 AM
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Yo Mamma
Anyone watch this show on MTV? Corny but funny.
Yo Mamma so poor Angelina is adopting her. |
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04-24-2006, 11:08 AM
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Wife loves it. Me? I'd like nothing more than to see MTV go away. Total waste of programming.
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04-24-2006, 11:11 AM
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I have tried watching it but the jokes are terrible. The only good one I ever heard was "your momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money".
 But in about 4 shows total that I have skimmed through, that was the only one that was funny. None of them would stand a chance against the old school Snaps competitors from back in the day.
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04-24-2006, 11:13 AM
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So funny My Hubby, daughter & I love watching it!!!
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04-24-2006, 11:24 AM
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where do they get some of these talk smackers, some of their yo momma jokes are lame. but my b/f enjoys it, he likes anything on mtv.
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04-24-2006, 11:36 AM
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Yeah, I've never watched the whole show....but I do enjoy skimming by every now and then to catch a couple of jokes.
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04-24-2006, 11:43 AM
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Don't you guys think Wilmer isn't funny at all? He's not cut out with the "homies". haha
Most often used jokes on the show, "Yo mamma so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company and Yo mamma so stupid, I asked her why she was talking in the envelope, she said she was sending voicemail." No creativity at all. |
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04-24-2006, 11:59 AM
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isnt this that wilmer valderama boy's show?
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04-24-2006, 12:01 PM
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Yeah. From That 70s Show.
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04-24-2006, 12:21 PM
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Yo Momma so fat... she uses a 5 disc CD Carousel as an IPOD.
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04-24-2006, 12:29 PM
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Yo Momma so ugly, on her driver's license in profile it says 'Pimp My Side'.
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04-24-2006, 01:18 PM
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yeah., theres a few good cracks, but nothig show stopping
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04-24-2006, 01:50 PM
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I liked the one where the guy said something like "heres your moms chapstick...." and reaches in his pocket and tosses the other guy a stick of deoderant.
I thought that one was decent.
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04-24-2006, 03:07 PM
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"Yo Momma's lips are so big and ashy, Chap-stick had to come out with a spray for her."  |
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04-24-2006, 03:27 PM
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now that's funny the only one that sticks in my head (i tend to forget jokes immediately after they are told to me) is: yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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04-24-2006, 03:56 PM
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I haven't seen the show, but I've always been partial to,
"Yo momma so ugly only Jesus could love her." The intersection of theology and insult comedy.
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04-24-2006, 06:15 PM
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I like how this one girl said, "Your skin is so dark and your teeth is so yellow that when you smile you look like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet."
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