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What we say:Competitive Salary
What we mean: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

What we say:Join our fast-paced team
What we mean: We have no time to train you.

What we say:Casual work atmosphere
What we mean:We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

What we say: Must be deadline oriented
What we mean:You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

What we say:Some overtime required
What we mean:Some time each night and some time each weekend.

What we sayuties will vary
What we mean:Anyone in the office can boss you around.

What we say:Career-minded
What we mean:Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

What we say:No phone calls please
What we mean:We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

What we say:Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience
What we mean:You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

What we say:Requires team leadership skills
What we mean:You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

What we say:Must have good communication skills
What we mean:Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it

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bachviet

So true

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****, if I had known this information before I applied to Universal I never would have ended up working there