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Wizard · 04-12-2006, 06:13 PM

On my resume that is.

Copy Pasty, minus personal info.

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MY NAME
xxxxx. Claremont, CA 91711
xxx-xxx-xxxx(cell) xxx-xxx-xxxx(fax)
xxxxxx.xxxxx@cgu.edu

OBJECTIVE
To attain seasonal, or part time, employment

EDUCATION
Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) (expected May 2010), Claremont Graduate University, Claremont CA
Major: Public Policy

Masters of Business Administration (MBA) (expected June 2006), Loma Linda University, Loma Linda CA
Major: Healthcare Administration

Bachelor of Arts (BA), Business Administration, La Sierra University, Riverside CA
Major: Business Administration

EXPERIENCE
Research Assistant, Community Capacity, Micro-Economic Development, and Democratization: The Cases of Bolivia, Honduras, Nicaragua and Peru, Peru & Honduras in Association with ADRA International (March 2006)
Assisted in facilitating focus group discussions for the qualitative portion of study

Office Assistant, Office of the Provost, Claremont Graduate University (January 2006, to the Present)
Assist in general office duties

President, Association of Latin American Students (ALAS), Loma Linda University (September 2005, to The Present)
Established a framework for completing ALAS’ goals and objectives, as well as redesigned the relationship between ALAS Officers, ALAS Sponsors, LLU Faculty, and LLU Alumni.

Intern to the Executive Director, Adventist Health International (AHI), Zambia (September 2005, to November 2005)
Assisted in preparing a strategic planning model, and manual, to be used in evaluating and planning for the future of facilities managed by AHI Zambia.

Vice President of Marketing, Loma Linda University American College of Healthcare Executives (ACHE) Student Chapter (September 2004, to September 2005)
Responsible for the promotion and advertising of the student chapter, managing and updating the chapter web page and disseminating information about chapter events.

President & Founder, Carrot Stick Productions, Redlands (October 2003 to September 2004)
Prepared sales strategies and sales materials to assist VP Sales in completing successful sales calls. Wrote business plan and secured initial funding to establish this specialty marketing firm

Business Planning and Development Intern, Valley Health Systems, Hemet (April 2003 to October 2003)
Assisted in the creation of a proposal to purchase a linear accelerator for the Department of Oncology. Gathered information from department heads involved in preparing data, and analyzing data, in relation to ER Redevelopment project.

Sales Associate, La Sierra University Bookstore, Riverside (September 2002 to January 2003)
Completed general retail sales functions, as well as assisted in implementing a new inventory tracking system
Marketing Assistant, EPoX International, La Habra (August 2001 to June 2002)
Assisted in developing & implementing marketing strategies and advertising campaigns

REFERENCES
Reference list available upon request

I'm trying to find seasonal/temporary work for the summer. The goal is to find a chill job that pays no less than 10 an hour.

ialsohaveadream · 04-12-2006, 06:31 PM

If you're willing to relocate to FL, I can probably find you one.

nickel · 04-12-2006, 07:50 PM

what's wrong with your old one?

Wizard · 04-12-2006, 09:16 PM

I just updated it. Hmm

Any ideas on sprucing it up?

nickel · 04-12-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizard

I just updated it. Hmm

Any ideas on sprucing it up?

include: "Lap dances also available upon request"

that oughtta spruce it up

mcs328 · 04-12-2006, 10:18 PM

Is it normal to put down degrees down you don't have yet? I can understand for Masters but how about the PHD? Just wondering.

Wizard · 04-12-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mcs328

Is it normal to put down degrees down you don't have yet? I can understand for Masters but how about the PHD? Just wondering.

Yeah, since I want them to be sure that they know my hours work around my classes. If you're accepted into the program and doing the coursework it is important to inform what you're studying.

I'm doing both the MBA and PhD for the next few months, but after that bye-bye to the date on the MBA.

ramazank2 · 04-13-2006, 09:45 AM

Your formatting makes me not want to read it.

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Originally Posted by mcs328

Is it normal to put down degrees down you don't have yet? I can understand for Masters but how about the PHD? Just wondering.

I'd keep it at the top. Once someone sees PHD you gain instant credibility.

cadetevon · 04-13-2006, 10:07 AM

Too bad you're not at student at SDSU, I'd give you a job here on campus. Good luck finding what you're looking for!

Wizard · 04-13-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ramazank2

Your formatting makes me not want to read it.

I'd keep it at the top. Once someone sees PHD you gain instant credibility.

That's what it looks like printed out, sorry for the crappy quality. I couldn't fit the whole thing and make it bigger.

What would you suggest by way of formatting?

SDSU would be awesome, I'd love to be closer to the beach. I might actually be looking to transfer, CGU is expensive. I just need seasonal work because I have the nice cushy Provost job during school months. Great pay... something something

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