FS: 60 Enzyte pills (male enhancement)

ski · 04-20-2004, 05:42 PM

Long story short, I've got an UNOPENED, completely NEW bottle of Enzyte, 2 month supply (60 pills) that I need to sell. They charged me $70 shipped for this bottle and I can't get my money back from them since I didn't cancel after their free 30 day trial.

PM me if you're interested, I'm looking to sell the 2 month supply if I can, before I have to head to eBay

And if you want, I will write "NOT PENIS PILLS" all over the package so no one will know

Hopefully some of you have been wanting to try this! Again, PM me.

EDIT: Here's a picture of Smilin' Bob from the commercials

cheapie · 04-20-2004, 05:48 PM

hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.

SnowSurfer · 04-20-2004, 07:34 PM

maybe they arent his...he could be a dog breeder or something...

gear02 · 04-20-2004, 07:48 PM

dude...this was so not the place to try to sell this...people here are going to have a field day

cheapie · 04-20-2004, 07:51 PM

CynJon · 04-20-2004, 07:53 PM

"...and a little well-earned respect from the ladies of Got|Apex!"

ski · 04-20-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheapie

hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.

if I were a softie, I'd be taking these 60 pills

The "free" 30 day trial ($4.50 shipped plus $70 because I didn't cancel, lol, so not-so-free) bottle of Enzyte went as a gag gift for my friend's 21st birthday.

Anyway, don't be shy, someone help me out! PM me!

brainsmile · 04-20-2004, 11:14 PM

so does that mean that you didn't try it? I'm curious if these gimmicky things ever work. Where's welfare loser to explain?

ski · 04-20-2004, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brainsmile

so does that mean that you didn't try it? I'm curious if these gimmicky things ever work. Where's welfare loser to explain?

I never bothered to ask my friend if they "worked" ... what I saw on the website though was a lot of the users are aged high 20's to 40's... early 20's wasn't really a target group.

SnowSurfer · 04-21-2004, 05:27 AM

have you guys seen some of the commercials where at the end it gives the warnings? Heres the warning i just heard for one "If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, while rare, is a reason to contact your doctor immeadietly" lol

RoniMan · 04-21-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowSurfer

"If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, while rare, is a reason to contact your doctor immeadietly" lol

if i have an erection for more than 4 hours, why would i call my doctor? he's not even my type....

gear02 · 04-21-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoniMan

if i have an erection for more than 4 hours, why would i call my doctor? he's not even my type....

yeah...you would call every woman you know...

(taken from Tony Kornheiser on PTI...)

brainsmile · 04-21-2004, 03:18 PM

he he he

ski · 04-21-2004, 06:42 PM

/me begs someone to buy these at any price!

dRu168 · 04-21-2004, 08:24 PM

lol, willing to sell just the bottle case? i think this would be fun as a gag gift too =)

Markel · 04-21-2004, 08:49 PM

Just great. More spam in my inbox.... Oh, wait! This is the Got|Apex forums I'm reading.

kimchicowboy · 04-21-2004, 10:11 PM

do they taste good? like flintstones vitamins?

SnowSurfer · 04-22-2004, 04:56 AM

ill give you a dollar and some pocket lint...

faither · 04-26-2004, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheapie

hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.

ski · 04-26-2004, 10:35 PM

The medicine I've been on has a good amount of sexual side effects... I wonder if I should start taking these to counteract them

Kidding... but I did find that people are selling Enzyte on eBay, so I think I will head there unless there's a taker for $40

nickel · 08-17-2004, 07:25 PM

did you ever sell these ski?
and are you still a softie?

brainsmile · 08-17-2004, 08:52 PM

good question... enquiring minds want to know

ialsohaveadream · 08-17-2004, 09:14 PM

If you did take the pills, maybe you'd gain some girth, like this guy.

iowapilot · 08-18-2004, 12:42 AM

Oh my god that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was wiping away tears half the time reading it. Thanks for that link.

04-20-2004, 05:42 PM	#1
ski Admiral Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 5,420	FS: 60 Enzyte pills (male enhancement) Enzyte.com Long story short, I've got an UNOPENED, completely NEW bottle of Enzyte, 2 month supply (60 pills) that I need to sell. They charged me $70 shipped for this bottle and I can't get my money back from them since I didn't cancel after their free 30 day trial. PM me if you're interested, I'm looking to sell the 2 month supply if I can, before I have to head to eBay And if you want, I will write "NOT PENIS PILLS" all over the package so no one will know Hopefully some of you have been wanting to try this! Again, PM me. EDIT: Here's a picture of Smilin' Bob from the commercials __________________ And closer...

04-20-2004, 05:48 PM	#2
cheapie Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: raising my pimp hand strong Posts: 13,038	hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe. __________________ 70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders

04-20-2004, 07:34 PM	#3
SnowSurfer Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,616	maybe they arent his...he could be a dog breeder or something... __________________ I have an athlon xp 2500+ ... aren't you glad you know that?

04-20-2004, 07:53 PM	#6
CynJon Commander Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The middle of the country Posts: 1,424	"...and a little well-earned respect from the ladies of Got\|Apex!" __________________

04-20-2004, 11:14 PM	#8
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	so does that mean that you didn't try it? I'm curious if these gimmicky things ever work. Where's welfare loser to explain? __________________ ********************************** DCM #1 (Founder) "Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.

04-20-2004, 07:48 PM	#4
gear02 Admiral Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 7,223	dude...this was so not the place to try to sell this...people here are going to have a field day

04-20-2004, 07:51 PM	#5
cheapie Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: raising my pimp hand strong Posts: 13,038

04-21-2004, 05:27 AM	#10
SnowSurfer Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,616	have you guys seen some of the commercials where at the end it gives the warnings? Heres the warning i just heard for one "If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, while rare, is a reason to contact your doctor immeadietly" lol

04-21-2004, 03:18 PM	#13
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	he he he

04-21-2004, 06:42 PM	#14
ski Admiral Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 5,420	/me begs someone to buy these at any price!

04-21-2004, 08:24 PM	#15
dRu168 Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sacramento & San Luis Obispo (CPSU) Posts: 406	lol, willing to sell just the bottle case? i think this would be fun as a gag gift too =) __________________ Just say 'No' to Altezzas. Friends don't let friends drive automatic

04-21-2004, 08:49 PM	#16
Markel Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 11,733	Just great. More spam in my inbox.... Oh, wait! This is the Got\|Apex forums I'm reading. __________________ stay low... keep moving...

04-21-2004, 10:11 PM	#17
kimchicowboy Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: in the middle of the pacific ocean Posts: 5,344	do they taste good? like flintstones vitamins? __________________ "I pick my nose too but never eat it." - bachviet, 3/30/04 if anyone wants to go scuba diving in oahu or wants to learn who to scuba dive in oahu, PM me.

04-22-2004, 04:56 AM	#18
SnowSurfer Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,616	ill give you a dollar and some pocket lint...

04-26-2004, 10:35 PM	#20
ski Admiral Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 5,420	The medicine I've been on has a good amount of sexual side effects... I wonder if I should start taking these to counteract them Kidding... but I did find that people are selling Enzyte on eBay, so I think I will head there unless there's a taker for $40

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08-17-2004, 07:25 PM	#21
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	did you ever sell these ski? and are you still a softie? __________________ click me

08-17-2004, 08:52 PM	#22
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	good question... enquiring minds want to know

08-17-2004, 09:14 PM	#23
ialsohaveadream Fleet Admiral Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: FL Posts: 8,077	If you did take the pills, maybe you'd gain some girth, like this guy.

08-18-2004, 12:42 AM	#24
iowapilot Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 80	Oh my god that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was wiping away tears half the time reading it. Thanks for that link.

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