01-08-2005, 12:11 AM
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Plebe
Join Date: Jan 2005
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New year 2005
Hi Friends,
Wish you Happy new year to all.Will you make me your friend?I don't have any friends in this forums. Cheers www.vijay.bhatter.com www.india-forums.com You again.  Welcome to the forums.  Please post in the correct forum. Do it again and you're gone.  -Leon |
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01-08-2005, 12:45 AM
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Chief of Naval Operations
  
Join Date: Dec 1999
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re: Mr Rogers Neighborhood
Well normally I don't talk to strangers online.
 But since you asked nicely I will. I outsourced all my friends. Now, I never worry about them dropping over unexpectedly.  |
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01-08-2005, 02:20 AM
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Rear Admiral Lower Half
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere else that's similar to hell... kind of... maybe
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I'll be your friend. Welcome to G|A! You'll find that it is very fun and full of outgoing people. But, why is this thread in the for sale/trade?
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01-08-2005, 05:36 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: FL
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Is your friendship for sale? Or are you seeking to buy my friendship? Mine can be bought for the low, low price of $29.95 per month. For this great rate, you receive:
2 emails from me per week, feigning interest in your life Up to 30 minutes of chat on AIM, complete with smilies An unlimited supply of  's after every intelligent post you make on G|A?PM me if you are interested. |
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01-08-2005, 06:45 AM
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Admiral
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 5,064
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It's a good deal. I got the first month free when I subscribed! 
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Five years... |
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01-08-2005, 09:54 AM
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Vice Admiral
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions...
Posts: 4,946
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I wouldn't trust ialsohaveadream....I found out he had OTHER friends...so I cancelled my subscription and was STILL CHARGED ON MY CREDIT CARD!!! I want my refund....
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01-08-2005, 01:55 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: FL
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Another satisfied customer! Don't forget the excellent deal on referrals! A free year's worth of friendship if you find five other people to sign up for my great offer under your name! Quote:
Don't trust this man! I delivered the promised emails, but refused to send him a picture of me naked on a bearskin rug, since that wasn't part of the original deal. Ok, so maybe one of the emails I sent him was from my Nigerian friend seeking a place to hide his family's money. Some people will complain about anything. |
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01-08-2005, 04:40 PM
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Vice Admiral
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions...
Posts: 4,946
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ROFL...d00d...I just about spit my drink on my keyboard....
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01-08-2005, 10:14 PM
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Registered User
 Join Date: Jun 2004
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Yeah....take notice that Ialsohaveadream is a "rear admiral"....
more than just a coincidence, I think. |
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01-08-2005, 10:22 PM
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Rear Admiral Lower Half
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere else that's similar to hell... kind of... maybe
Posts: 2,362
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I paid an extra $10.00 for a naked picture. But the picture I got was of him wearing a stetson and a pair of crotch and a$$-less chaps and standing next to a mechanical bull.
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01-08-2005, 10:56 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: FL
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This is true. I do honor special requests when additional money is involved. I'm not a big cowboy fan, but I gotta admit the chaps looked pretty good on me. Of course, when eSDeeLoco subscribed as a Friend of IAHAD, he paid $20 extra for me to root for the Chargers. If only he'd gone for the "premium IAHAD fan package", I would've rooted for them in the playoffs as well. Also, perhaps if he hadn't requested I root for them in those ass-less chaps.... |
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01-09-2005, 08:21 AM
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Vice Admiral
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions...
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Well...maybe my buying would have been a lot easier if all your packages were typed out in a webpage. Why don't you upgrade your services to the dot.com world and make up a webpage....then maybe I'll reconsider and buy some more time.
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01-10-2005, 07:55 AM
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Lieutenant Commander
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ames, Iowa
Posts: 828
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rating: 2/5 stars
Customer service is aweful! worse than micro-crap It took 2 weeks for processing my order, meanwhile I tracked over $400 in charges on my creditcard in fancy pet shops in Palm Beach. I didnt suspect anything until I tried to get a refund, and had to send pictures of my shaved poodle to cover shipping. I look to iFriends for all my pRon/friendship.
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"me awaits onslaught of estrogen fury." -CornMonkey "5. When your friend dates a woman that is absolutely terrible for him, and she's wrecking his life, it's your duty to openly hate her, and point out how evil she is." -ialsohaveadream Last edited by shocky123 : 01-10-2005 at 08:02 AM. Reason: pets |
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01-10-2005, 10:57 AM
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Commander
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: St.Augustine FL. Plymouth Rock is a newbie!
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Oh, why not. I, too, will be your friend. Does it matter that I am in recovery and will never know the taste of wine? Or are you a win eexpert? These details shall unfold.
 Welcome. The Apex'rs are a heck of a bunch. And I am ALWAYS being moved.
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Wait a second... you're telling me Sixpac Shakur is a CHICK? |
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01-10-2005, 08:20 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: FL
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Listen, the money you invest in my friendship is put right back into the friendship. For instance, thanks to increased signups last month, I'm now able to offer messages that instantly pop up and alert you that I'm not here if you IM me at an inopportune time. I call them "away messages", and they aren't cheap! With webpages, you have to pay for hosting. That could be as much as FOUR DOLLARS A MONTH! Do I look like I'm made of money? Quote:
See? Two-fifths of a star! That's way better than 1/5th! And as for the credit card thing, that must be some kind of...error...with something unrelated to me. Ain't that right, Fluffy-kins? 
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01-11-2005, 06:32 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: FL
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I'd like to take this opportunity to announce a great new discount! For a limited time, only, you can sign up to be one of my "yes men" friends, and receive $3 off your monthly fee! The only requirement is that you respond with a legally-binding "yes" to every question I ask you in IM or email, such as:
Are you willing to waive your $3 discount and instead pay $5 extra for this service? Will you send me naked pictures of yourself or someone hotter than you? Does this font make me look buff? Will you stop telling your credit card company to deny those weird charges coming from West Palm Beach pet stores? Sign up today! |
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01-11-2005, 08:47 AM
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Rear Admiral Lower Half
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere else that's similar to hell... kind of... maybe
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01-11-2005, 09:45 AM
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Lieutenant Commander
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ames, Iowa
Posts: 828
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hahahahahaahahahaha
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