Leon

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I loved the way this game makes my GeForce2 GTS choke out 20 fps.

I loved the way there is a memory leak and how the game gets progressively jumpier.

I loved the way it crashes you to desktop every other mission.

I loved the way that the first part is interesting, and how the other two parts are rushed and repetitive.

I loved the occasional bug where I can only walk BACKWARDS with Kabuto.

I loved how it's more trouble than it's worth to control Kabuto's Offspring.

I loved how the most of the Reaper Delphi's missions are just jetski races.

I loved how when I tone down the details to get better framerates just results in the same framerates and ugly graphics.

I loved how when I beat the game, it crashed while showing the ending, making me have to beat it the second time.

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