12-05-2006, 11:42 AM
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Will it blend?
That is the question, my friends.
Will a Talapia fish blend when put in a blender?  what about oysters on the half shell?  or what about a bucket of golfballs?  find out the answers to this and many other questions you've always wondered here: WILL IT BLEND? 
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12-05-2006, 12:08 PM
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That was hella fun.
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12-05-2006, 12:13 PM
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Fish will blend. They tried feeding me that for dinner once when I was on a liquid-only diet in the hospital. No no nonononono, that's just wrong.
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12-05-2006, 12:23 PM
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And remember folks, that word of the day is Transmogrify!
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12-05-2006, 01:35 PM
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I almost lost my lunch when they ate the contents... the "tilapia shake" and the "oyster shake".
 That is one hell of a powerful blender.... I need to get me one of those (although the $400 price tag is pretty steep!). That thing must have titanium blades or something. 
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12-05-2006, 01:40 PM
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I must have one of those in my bar.
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12-05-2006, 01:49 PM
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damn...that's a pretty good way to advertise your blenders!
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12-06-2006, 01:00 AM
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they also have will it blends for a wooden rake handle, light bulb, coke (with aluminium can), chicken and coke (cochicken).
they're all pertty impressive. 
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12-06-2006, 09:04 AM
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I'll have to admit, seeing the blender grind up all those things caused me to click on the links to find out more information about their blenders. But when I saw the $400 price tag
 , I lost interest. I also noticed that they don't even show the prices on their 20 Amp industrial models.
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12-06-2006, 01:18 PM
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I would like to see one of their higher end blenders blend one of their lower end blenders...
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12-06-2006, 02:02 PM
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I guess that was one of the "unsuccessful" blend attempts since I haven't seen the video on that one yet. |
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12-06-2006, 02:46 PM
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09-21-2007, 04:02 PM
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The Ultimate Will It Blend - Chuck Norris
This one is my favorite now:
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.as...fe&video=chuck Based on the Top Facts on Chuck Norris series  |
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09-21-2007, 06:54 PM
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09-21-2007, 09:40 PM
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They also had....will it blend...iPhone edition....it was...sad.
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09-21-2007, 09:47 PM
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09-22-2007, 09:42 AM
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:thumbs: Thanks SD!
Now here's a question: Would it blend? Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel? From what happened with Chuck I'd have to think that blender would be working a looooong time on the two of them. Perhaps they wouldn't blend at all and Chuck would actually break the mighty Blendtek Blender? (ok, picture Stan Lee saying that last sentence ) |
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09-22-2007, 11:37 AM
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THe Bass- O- Matic was an old Saturday Night Live sketch with Dan Akroyd in the 1970s.
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09-24-2007, 08:49 PM
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What would happen if you put a Blendtek blender IN a Blendtek blender??
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09-24-2007, 09:07 PM
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In theory, this would cause such a violent explosion that it could possible rip a hole in space-time and cause everything within 1-light year (estimated) to ass-plode. In other words, just don't do it. |
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09-24-2007, 10:50 PM
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also not recommended: your wiener.
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