Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

johnnymk · 08-12-2008, 11:02 AM

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...081108.article

LONGMONT, Colo.---- A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police ''age verification unit.'' Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

''It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that,'' Lewis said.

The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

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ArkiStan · 08-12-2008, 03:09 PM

It works sometimes. Trust me.

bachviet · 08-12-2008, 03:26 PM

All your pr0ns belong to me now~

johnnymk · 08-12-2008, 04:10 PM

Too funny to the comments above. LOL

zippyjuan · 08-13-2008, 12:54 PM

I work for a grocery store and yesterday while I was working we happened to have loss prevention working. They busted a guy who was impersonating an outside vendor. He had a laptop and a notebook in his cart and walked around (including into the back rooms) like he was legit and was loading up his cart with expensive alcohol- supposedly to set up displays or to fill the shelf- but he tried to exit the store with them instead. Appararently he does this about six days a week, has been arrested before, and nets some $500 a trip. Ralph, Vons, and Albertsons have been trying to catch him. He was soon on his way to the police station.

A good gag- there are constantly reps in the stores and it is hard to keep track of all of them. He has been in our store a few times before but nobody suspected him.

08-12-2008, 11:02 AM	#1
johnnymk Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2000 Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA Posts: 12,588	Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...081108.article LONGMONT, Colo.---- A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said. He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try. Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police ''age verification unit.'' Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit. ''It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that,'' Lewis said. The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him. Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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08-13-2008, 12:54 PM	#5
zippyjuan Picture of the Day Guru Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 8,049	I work for a grocery store and yesterday while I was working we happened to have loss prevention working. They busted a guy who was impersonating an outside vendor. He had a laptop and a notebook in his cart and walked around (including into the back rooms) like he was legit and was loading up his cart with expensive alcohol- supposedly to set up displays or to fill the shelf- but he tried to exit the store with them instead. Appararently he does this about six days a week, has been arrested before, and nets some $500 a trip. Ralph, Vons, and Albertsons have been trying to catch him. He was soon on his way to the police station. A good gag- there are constantly reps in the stores and it is hard to keep track of all of them. He has been in our store a few times before but nobody suspected him. __________________ I add new pictures to my photo gallery pretty regularly. You can see them here if you are interested: http://www.pbase.com/jeffryz

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08-12-2008, 04:10 PM	#4
johnnymk Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2000 Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA Posts: 12,588	Too funny to the comments above. LOL

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