02-11-2009, 10:08 PM
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Can anybody here read russian?
  I'm student teaching right now, and one of my geometry math students gave this to me...this kid never liked me from the beginning since i came in and made the class show their work. Is that too much for a teacher to ask for? anywho...he's been giving me trouble because he doesn't want to show his work...can anybody translate for me?
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02-11-2009, 10:48 PM
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pfft...i make all my students show their work. if they don't like it, too bad! of course, i'm a private tutor, so i can actually tell them to suck it up!
as for the russian? sorry, chinese...np, but not russian. bigjon? |
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02-11-2009, 10:51 PM
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yah, when i tutor, I drill kids to show their work. It's sort of a slap in the math master teachers face when you come in to take over their class, and find out the master teacher didn't require kids to show their work.
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02-12-2009, 01:03 AM
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Ha ha ha ha. Sorry, but it's funny.
What a douche. Like you'd be able to read Russian. Just tell him the note isn't acceptable either.
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02-12-2009, 01:40 AM
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One of my unique abilities is the ability to translate any language especially when I've been sampling alcohol. So here is my translation:
Dear Cheesypuff!!! Please excuse my little sputnik Vladimir from doing any homework!!! C'mon cut him some slack! And for the love of lenin stop using so many exclamation points!!! Finally don't believe that crap about another round of Camelot being ushered in. The first time wasn't all that good. Love, Vladimir's mom How's that whole bi-lingual society working out now comrade?  http://www.gotapex.com/1212764-post8.html (Man takes pry bar to self-check Machine) |
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02-12-2009, 06:23 AM
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Where's Burzhui? Isn't he Russian?
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02-12-2009, 08:17 AM
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Could you plug it into one of those transaltor applets or something? (I can't see the pics...)
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02-12-2009, 08:40 AM
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Probably. You might need the character map to find all those letters (they aren't on a western keyboard)
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02-12-2009, 08:43 AM
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02-12-2009, 09:31 AM
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"Dear Cheezy. You a big poopie head. Love. Vlad."
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02-12-2009, 09:36 AM
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If you wait a while, I COULD ask a Russian friend. Maybe if I see one of them before this gets translated...
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02-12-2009, 09:44 AM
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that would be great...so far...nobody has translated it yet...except maybe drunk sbp.
but yah, if you could do that...mucho thanks |
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02-12-2009, 10:03 AM
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I wanted to help out but I can't make sense of it. I think it may be Polish. I emailed this to Burzhui to see if he'd have better luck with it.
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02-12-2009, 10:11 AM
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BTW.. where is Burz these days? Haven't seen him around much...
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02-12-2009, 12:09 PM
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I followed the many others that couldn't put up with the censorship and left quietly once in a blue i will look at what's happening. this isn't russian or polish, or even eukranian. All i understood is that the kids name is Alex
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02-12-2009, 12:39 PM
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hrm...thats too bad. any inkling of what it could be? Some of those characters i couldn't find on the character map.
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02-12-2009, 01:11 PM
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02-12-2009, 01:42 PM
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if i had to make an educated guess, i would say that it's in Kazack and the kid is from Kazakhstan... so yea let the borat jokes begin yekzhimash
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02-12-2009, 07:30 PM
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Very nice! That kid needs to make a homework time. Jagshemash! |
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02-12-2009, 09:26 PM
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i got a freind who can translate ill let you know
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02-13-2009, 12:57 AM
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I like to think this is a community effort to read a note of a kid who is talking complete trash to his teacher.
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02-13-2009, 01:32 AM
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and you thunk right =)
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02-13-2009, 07:48 AM
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so what's the translation???
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02-13-2009, 10:47 AM
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we're still trying to find somebody to translate =)
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02-13-2009, 12:21 PM
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Honestly, I've visited other forums who are MUCH worse on any censoring of what you can say/think. G|A is pretty lenient in my opinion (and that's just my own view...) Maybe one day you'll move past that an' come on back full time to the G|A party.  Either way.. glad to hear back from ya.  |
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02-13-2009, 07:30 PM
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on the phone now... says most of it is gibberish lots of grammer mistakes and mispellings. said its manageled
said might be any from of non-educated butchered russian, any of the stans are possible or armenia. |
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02-13-2009, 09:56 PM
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can he make out what any of the words say? like specific words?
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02-14-2009, 12:13 AM
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Dude I'm thinking the kid is just trying to punk you. |
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02-14-2009, 09:15 PM
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he said there may have been a reference to "not a fool" and B*tch" but its alot of slang and looks like it was written by a 1st grader
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02-14-2009, 10:59 PM
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the thought did cross my mind. ehh...oh well. |
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