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Old 10-28-2009, 06:54 AM   #1
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I officially declare the Darwin Award competetion to have begun. (DIY Botox)

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/20...-prescription/



My favorite part of the article was one of the comments left on the store site...
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Other women describe mishaps with over-injecting the drug.

“My Dr. would never inject the crows feet. I did and got GREAT results!” wrote a commenter named Pat. “Unfortunately, I can’t read those little hash marks on the syringe too well and over injected above the brow on one side. A week later I’m now sporting a half closed and swollen eye, and look ready for Halloween!”
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:06 AM   #2
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Award denied as the woman can still reproduce.

This woman planned on sneaking into a paramedics station. She planned on getting in by luring them out with a fake 911 call. This of course back fired on her when she got pinned under the station door and tried calling 911. The dispatch assumed she was crying wolf again and the woman died from her injuries.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,568749,00.html
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:37 PM   #3
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Award denied as the woman can still reproduce.

oh I was predicting an influx of future awards. And this is people injecting an unverified substance, which apparently they are supposed to dilute, with some people injecting it here their doctors refused to.

I gotta say that seems like a good recipe to me.
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