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Old 04-16-2002, 09:25 AM   #1
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Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

And why? Where do girls get kicked???
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Old 04-16-2002, 09:33 AM   #2
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Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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Where do girls get kicked???


..in the jimmy of course....

just ask jenny

/me kicks brainsmile in the jimmy for asking a silly question


stop by the chat room during the day and you'll get a good "jimmy kickin" lesson


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Old 04-16-2002, 09:51 AM   #3
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Old 04-16-2002, 09:52 AM   #4
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Me kicks Dopey in the jimmy
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:10 AM   #5
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/me kicks hoey, topane, ironchef, and brainsmile in the jimmy
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:11 AM   #6
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/me tries to kick self in the jimmy but can't reach
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:12 AM   #7
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actually after a short experiment, i can kinda reach it with my heel... now other people are looking at me funny.
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:28 AM   #8
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ha ha ha
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:28 AM   #9
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Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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Where do girls get kicked???

i can think of a coupla girls i've threatened to play punt the **** with (hint: it rhymes.)
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:38 AM   #10
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Re: Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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i can think of a coupla girls i've threatened to play punt the **** with (hint: it rhymes.)
mulva?
delores?
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:47 AM   #11
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Re: Re: Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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mulva?
delores?



rhymes with punt, you silly, silly man...
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:48 AM   #12
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runt...
stunt...
bunt....

aww...I give up!

/me leaves
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:50 AM   #13
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See, I've just never let on that it doesn't hurt a bit! Hoey keeps kicking me in my supposed "jimmy" every day, but I've never felt it one bit. hahahahaha Shows what HE knows!
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:54 AM   #14
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Re: Re: Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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mulva?
delores?

anyone remember the Seinfeld where he forgot the girl's name..
and all he knew was that her name rhymed with a female part?

hahahaha
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:00 AM   #15
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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anyone remember the Seinfeld where he forgot the girl's name..
and all he knew was that her name rhymed with a female part?

hahahaha
I REMEMBER IT. It made me laugh so much.
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:34 AM   #16
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/me kicks topane in the jimmy
/me kicks ironchef in the jimmy
/me kicks hoey222 in the jimmy
/me kicks `DoPeY` in the jimmy
/me kicks Jenny`` in the jimmy
/me kicks orangey in the jimmy
/me kicks Nija in the jimmy
/me kicks everyone in the jimmy
/me kicks topane in the jimmy
/me kicks topane in the jimmy
(cause he likes it the most )
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:41 AM   #17
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:44 AM   #18
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found this on webtender

Kick me in the Jimmy
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Jack Daniels
1/2 oz Jose Cuervo
1/2 oz Firewater
Mixing instructions:
Combine in mixing tin with ice, shake and strain

now that's a kick in the jimmy

/me kicks loki in the jimmy
/me kicks corsex in the jimmy
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Old 04-16-2002, 12:04 PM   #19
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gotta go with the handsome and talented mr dh himself.
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Old 04-16-2002, 12:19 PM   #20
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/me kicks ironchef in the jimmy
/me kicks hoey222 in the jimmy
/me kicks jenny in the jimmy
/me kicks K2 in the jimmy
/me kicks whitak24 in the jimmy
/me kicks Nija in the jimmy
/me kicks his CEO in the jimmy
/me kicks Dopey in the jimmy
/me kicks welfareloser in the jimmy
/me kicks corsex in the jimmy
/me kicks beth the accountant in the jimmy
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Old 04-16-2002, 12:20 PM   #21
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Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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And why? Where do girls get kicked???
In the Jenny...?


/me ducks
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Old 04-16-2002, 12:38 PM   #22
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oh..

/me kicks topane on the Jenny.
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Old 04-16-2002, 01:22 PM   #23
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/me thinks ironchef is a jimmy
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Old 04-16-2002, 01:23 PM   #24
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Speaking of Seinfeld and Jimmy... you remember the one where, "Jimmy likes to play basketball" Jimmy can jump. Jimmy taking a liking to Elaine.
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Old 04-16-2002, 01:29 PM   #25
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Has anyone actually gotten kicked or kicked someone else in the jimmy? I don't mean by accident. I'd think it'd be funny to hear how it happened.
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Old 04-16-2002, 01:50 PM   #26
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Re: Re: Re: Who do you want to kick in the jimmy?

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Don't girls get kicked in the "jenny"?

EDIT: Scrollin' down further, I see that Topane has already proposed this concept. Oh well...
well, since jimmy is a nick for a peep named james, shouldn't the female counterpart be the jamie?
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Old 04-16-2002, 02:02 PM   #27
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ARAFAT... /me takes thre steps back so i can gain some velocity
and welfareloser
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Old 04-16-2002, 02:11 PM   #28
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ya, people making too much sense seem to get on your nerves
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Old 04-16-2002, 02:22 PM   #29
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ya, people making too much sense seem to get on your nerves

yea arafat and welfare are sense makers

hmmm no

arafat is a filthy liar, welfare makes sense but she is an average mind that is influenced by the media, she is the representation of the population that requires products to say that they are hot after being removed from the microwave, she is the specimen of the population that movies like there is something about mary are made for.
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Old 04-16-2002, 02:35 PM   #30
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Hoey keeps kicking me in my supposed "jimmy" every day, but I've never felt it one bit. hahahahaha Shows what HE knows!


Man... that was low. If a guy can't make a girl feel anything, she should at least have enough pity for him to fake it.
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