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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,58652,00.html/
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dangit! I was gonna post this!
doh "diabetes, high blood pressure and cholesterol and the two heart" he sueing them? I mean I think he would have learned already, but nope the Blame Game |
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man...I can put a few smileys on here like disa, and too far...but ya know what...
I'd rather have the stupid smiley without the i'm with... america....what a great legal system. |
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my thoughts exactly.... man i love that excuse of being single and can't cook well... then why not go to say subways and just eat the veggie subs!? .... dunno... i think they are so taking advantage of the freedom we have to choose and the ease of sueing....... haha addiction... mental addiction or real addiction? i mean caffine is physical while cocaine is mental... I have already stopped drink as much soda because I know it is bad for u... watch McD or the other places present someone who eats the fast food regularly but still healthy because he/she chooses to excersise and eat the fast food keeping health in mind... then I don't know how they can complain anymore... |
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So, there I was, walking down the street when these teenagers in paper hats jumped out, wrestled me to the ground, and shoved Whoppers down my piehole....
Oh wait.. I drove there? I ordered the food? I paid for it? You mean, I'm responsible? But... but... no! It can't be!Geesh.
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That had me rolling, jase! Yeah, I agree 100% w/the personal responsibility thing. There was a good article about that, I'll see if I can dig it up. |
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That settles it, I am suing GotApex for Forum Addiction!...
BTW, did you notice in the article that the lawsuit hadn't been SERVED yet? Guess they're going to check it for fat content. |
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At least it wasnt your OTHER hole. ![]()
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I'm guessing it's the high fat content between this guy's ears that caused the problem, not around his waist... |
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Bwaaaaahahahah...I can so picture this!
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Geez...
![]() I'm overweight. I know that. I eat fast food too much. I don't get enough exercise. But you know what? I KNOW that it's my fault. Some people... ![]()
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lol thats great. i heard this story on the news yesterday. wow someone is taking advantage arent they. surprising he has enough money to hire a lawyer after all the restraunts forcing him to order food
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hmmm this opens the door for me to sue some parents for ugly children.
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yeah i want to sue dell for making me buy 4 computers from them. those bastards
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how much do you think they will win?
What lazy fat bastards
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Got/MaximumNerd?
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yea him too. i cant beleive them. but anyway i think the fat guy will get tons of money to buy more fastfood. but thats just my take on it
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Okay, now let's sue the television networks for making people stupid.
That's one of the beautiful things about this country; there's no need to take any personal responsibility FOR ANYTHING. Don't like the outcome of a situation -- just sue someone (preferably with very deep pockets). ![]() |
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hmm.. sue the porn industry for feeding lust....
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One cool thing about this...You know how the side of a pack of cigarettes says that smoking will kill you...How perfect if a Big Mac wrapper had a warning label. "Warning: Eating this McFood of dubious nurtitional quality will contribute to your obesity and eventual death"
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hahahahahah thats awesome. i have suffered greatly due to that guy. he gives computer companies a bad name. |
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I think I'm going to sue the dancers at the gentlemen's clubs for turning me on. I had no idea that that would happen if I walked in there.
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I vote we find Jarod from the Subway commercials and have him kick this guy's a$$.
Just think, we'll all get to pay for this stupidity every time we order a bucket of chicken...
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that dell guy makes me wanna throw things at my TV
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No... we are paying for us allowing a system that allows idiots to do $#!t like this. You give a gun to a monkey and the monkey shoots someone... you don't blame the monkey. ![]()
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