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Old 10-12-2003, 07:26 PM   #1
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dumb jokes

In a group of potatoes, how do you know which one is the slut?
The one who jumps up and yells Idaho.

Why is it so windy in a baseball stadium?
Because of all the fans.
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Old 10-12-2003, 07:30 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:26 PM   #3
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:51 PM   #4
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Re: dumb jokes

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In a group of potatoes, how do you know which one is the slut?
The one who jumps up and yells Idaho.
why does it have to jump up?

why was the vampire not hungry at the baseball game?

cause he was a full count!

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Old 10-12-2003, 10:47 PM   #5
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Old 10-12-2003, 11:17 PM   #6
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Re: Re: dumb jokes

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why was the vampire not hungry at the baseball game?

cause he was a full count!



awwww man that was bad


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Old 10-13-2003, 01:41 PM   #7
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hella corny jokes but u guys got me laughing.
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Old 10-13-2003, 02:19 PM   #8
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

One muffin looks over to the other and say, "It's hot as hell in here!"

The other muffin says, "HOLY S#!T! It's a talking muffin!"
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Old 10-13-2003, 02:22 PM   #9
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

One muffin looks over to the other and say, "It's hot as hell in here!"

The other muffin says, "HOLY S#!T! It's a talking muffin!"



couldn't help but laugh though...
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