05-12-2005, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Seattle, WA
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hehehe i got a scammer email
I'm selling my laptop on craigslist and got this email
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What should I reply? I should just say f*ck you...I'm not in the mood for games... Hmm...maybe something like I've forwarded your email to the FBI and CIA and they've tracked your IP and will be coming for you?
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05-12-2005, 10:03 AM
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hot in velour pants
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: New York City
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fbi and cia
i love it how they try to speak proper english
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07-21-2008, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Salem, OR
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HA I got one today. I'm trying to sell my speakers on craigslist and I got this today:
"Hello, I am very grateful to hear back from you.I am a University Senior lecturer residing in Texas.The (Vega E712 Speakers) is for my son's birthday present,due to his brilliant performance,he was currently transfered from Us to West Africa with his team on a research on Human development under world Health Organization. I'll be paying you through paypal.I will forward my son's residential address to you for shipping as soon as the payment reaches you.send me your paypal email so that i will do the payment. NB: I will be paying you $500 for both the cost price and shipping fee.Please get back to me so that i will proceed with the payment. Best Regards, Clinton." What a pain in the butt. Seriously I wish there was somewhere to send this.
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07-21-2008, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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I'd say try to find an appropriate part in either Will Ferrell's or Conan O'Brien's college graduation speeches and run it through a few Babelfish translations.
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07-22-2008, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: the castle beyond the goblin city
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heheh reply,
sorry Mr BEnard, cash only is what i am take for son mine graduate big school, master in speak english stidies. For send me money, dollars american, us funds, prefeered, scammer tried, be stupid. Send money, here, house mine is the place. I am happy to send shipment to son of yours, great deal of happiness, i have to send.
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