San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[SDGirl87]

I was going for super intelligence, big hands and a killer smile. That'll learn me.

[insightbyjake]

Originally Posted by iamsheens

LOL Finally a movie quote I know!!! Napoleon Dynamite!

"After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man."

[insightbyjake]

Originally Posted by SDGirl87

I was going for super intelligence, big hands and a killer smile. That'll learn me.

Therein lies the error of your ways. Seek guys with skills....

"You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by Layla

OKODM and I are meeting up in El Cajon on Saturday. You are invited. As is Jake. Anyone else too, but you must ALL wear Tommy masks.

Wherever you girls meet up be on the alert for lurking, newspaper-reading, eavesdroppers dressed inconspicuously as Tutankhamen wearing a Boris mask....

[SDGirl87]

Originally Posted by Sapphie

Wherever you girls meet up be on the alert for lurking, newspaper-reading, eavesdroppers dressed inconspicuously as Tutankhamen wearing a Boris mask....

and gold chains.

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake

Therein lies the error of your ways. Seek guys with skills....

"You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

you threw in the "computer hacking skills" a little too nonchalantly there Jake...are you looking at me right now?

[iamsheens]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake

I didn't know you worked down the street from Uncle Henry and Aunt Em.

LOL yeah I am neighboors with Dorthy and Toto too...

Seriously the sirens are so loud...I have no idea why customers are at my work, people should be taking shelter...I very well may die at my work...=*(

[insightbyjake]

Originally Posted by Sapphie

you threw in the "computer hacking skills" a little too nonchalantly there Jake...are you looking at me right now?

I am...but could you move that photo frame over a bit, it's blocking my view.

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by SDGirl87

and gold chains.

aaaahahaha...the mind boggles at the visual!

[iamsheens]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake

Therein lies the error of your ways. Seek guys with skills....

"You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

LOL im dying...gosh I love that movie!!!

I fell for my boyfriend when I saw his incredible nunchuck skills...haha

[Layla]

Originally Posted by Sapphie

Some guys have skills?...and here I've been looking for one with a brain...

A man with skills will have brains. A man with skillz may not.

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake

I am...but could you move that photo frame over a bit, it's blocking my view.

gasp!...that's uncanny...lemme just adjust my cleavage...now Ill move the frame...better?

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by Layla

A man with skills will have brains. A man with skillz may not.

and a man with a skilsaw is downright dangerous...

[SDReadhead]

Get a room!

I'm just jealous because my man (who has some awesome skills) is away on business for a week. Good thing he's not in Texas, or I'd be mighty suspicious! He might trade me in for the crack-mama model they've got there.

[SDReadhead]

Originally Posted by Sapphie

insightbyjake:
If only a certain mother would have said..."No, no son...that pot of fried rice is for the whole family"

HILARIOUS!!!

[J&JSuck]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake

Note to self: Erase DVR of game. Already know outcome.

Note to self #2: NEVER check thread before viewing recorded sporting event.

Wanna tell me who wins American Idol so I can feel better for not watching?

Jake, time to turn in your San Diegan card! What possessed you to check in HERE before watching the game on DVR?

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by SDReadhead

HILARIOUS!!!

Hello me little Irish beauty....your post makes it look like Jake came up with aforementioned hilarious comment and since he gets an enormous amount of credit for his own posts I want it on the record that one is mine!

[J&JSuck]

Originally Posted by RowdyOne

justmythoughts:

One good thing about the slowgram returning is we no longer have to listen to "Delilah" every half hour.

I agree! That's got to be the most overplayed song of 2007.

[Sapphie]

Originally Posted by SDReadhead

I'm just jealous because my man (who has some awesome skills) is away on business for a week. Good thing he's not in Texas, or I'd be mighty suspicious! He might trade me in for the crack-mama model they've got there.

1) Your hubby would never find anyone as fetching as you

2)I want to know more about his awesome skills

[Sapphie]

insightbyjake: I have tickets to a Home Depot Masquerade Ball sponsored by Macallan...

[momofthree]

Hey Everyone. I am a lurker that doesn't log in. Thought I'd check in today and throw in my two cents.

I listened for about ten minutes this morning, and someone said something like "....when Laura gets back..." and Jer said "IF she comes back..." I thought it was interesting, as it was said with venom in his voice. Didn't Mootshell say that almost everyone is welcoming and supportive of Laura?

I think she fell off the wagon, just MHO.

[iamsheens]

ack storms are stll really bad nobody at work is taking shelter...boyfriend is worried, i dont know what to do...

[oops]

LBM doesn't have any friends it seems; so I highly (excuse the pun) doubt she's visiting anyone in Texas. Somethin's up; just like last time; J&J will say she's got some "family business" to tend to. Ya okay. And for her sake (and mostly the kids') that's way too sad.

FH has quit drinking this year due to his tequila sunrise New Year's Day evidently. So much for the claims of never/rarely drinking.

When the blaaahhhhg was missing over their vaca I had a feeling the suits had it pulled. Either that or legal advice (or threats) made it happen. He's his own worse enemy.

Listened just a smidge; did he even mention Moochie? Heard about how his mom is doing "great" and all the kids were there. How much of that is believeable?

Jer made a comment about how their last show of 2008 will be in July or something. Not too far off the mark.

[iamsheens]

rain is so hard think building might collapse...just kidding. but Im nervously typing...I dont get why nobody is taking these storms seriously...ack I wish I were no longer in Missouri...if I tap my white tennis shoes together, does it send me back to california????

[iamsheens]

Originally Posted by oops

LBM doesn't have any friends it seems; so I highly (excuse the pun) doubt she's visiting anyone in Texas. Somethin's up; just like last time; J&J will say she's got some "family business" to tend to. Ya okay. And for her sake (and mostly the kids') that's way too sad.

FH has quit drinking this year due to his tequila sunrise New Year's Day evidently. So much for the claims of never/rarely drinking.

When the blaaahhhhg was missing over their vaca I had a feeling the suits had it pulled. Either that or legal advice (or threats) made it happen. He's his own worse enemy.

Listened just a smidge; did he even mention Moochie? Heard about how his mom is doing "great" and all the kids were there. How much of that is believeable?

Jer made a comment about how their last show of 2008 will be in July or something. Not too far off the mark.

so they are retiring???

[oops]

Jer said "IF she comes back..."

oooo! Wicked! Love when they let some of the venom slip out!

[oops]

Originally Posted by iamsheens

so they are retiring???

Didn't someone mention 2009 as the end of J&J's contract? And everyone's sure Jer's not coming back; he constantly talks about phoning it in since a year or more ago himself. The consensus is Jeff has too many mouths to feed to retire just yet though.

[iamsheens]

Originally Posted by oops

Jer said "IF she comes back..."

oooo! Wicked! Love when they let some of the venom slip out!

I bet he is sick of her games... I mean who knows how long they have actually had to deal with her and her behaviors before she even went to rehab...I'd be bitter and angry about her as well...

[RowdyOne]

When it finally ends, the show will collapse inward upon itself, as a deflating balloon. JerK will be busy with his swinger friends and cats, Jeff will git to Ohio or go back to some other roots with Kristin, FH will be frantically looking for a job, carrying his squak box under his sweaty armpit, LBM will still be missing, and Randy...? I have no clue. There is no way they could sell the show - as a package - to any station.

[oops]

Originally Posted by iamsheens

I bet he is sick of her games... I mean who knows how long they have actually had to deal with her and her behaviors before she even went to rehab...I'd be bitter and angry about her as well...

Oh me too! I've always wondered why they've put up with both her and FH's crap and all the blahhhhhg lies, etc. The fact that they effect the reputation of their show would be enough to boot them to curb. Remember last year (or longer ago) when that big thing was going on about LBM coming into work late and FH bribing her with that purse? Well now we know she was probably hung or high or both and not getting her a$$ to work on time; how pi$$ed must J&J have been? I mean come on!

When I heard Emily on today I immediately thought they were sending a message to LBM to get her butt to work and/or they were showing how quickly she could be replaced. Loved it. No matter how good or bad Emily was.