San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread - Page 607

oops · 01-07-2008, 06:28 PM

RowdyOne: "When it finally ends, the show will collapse inward upon itself, as a deflating balloon"

Don't you mean like Emily's left boob?

RowdyOne · 01-07-2008, 06:39 PM

Both of them, simultaneously. Sorry, Boris.

Trixie · 01-07-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphie

and a man with a skilsaw is downright dangerous...

I was going to write something just like that! Dang, coming to the party a little late.

InvisibleElf · 01-07-2008, 07:15 PM

Disclaimer - Invisible Elves do not condone the drinking of Sangria while operating computer equipment nor promote the criticism of bonafide radio legends.

We also do not in anyway advocate the hiding of people's keys in refrigerators or the pinching of sleeping babies for the purpose of annoying their overworked/underslept parents to get a good laugh.

We solemnly declare ourselves to be figments of the mind of frequent consumers of addictive substances (ie Crackheads).

Also....NO! you know what? TOMMY SABLAN IS A FAT HYPOCRITICAL TUB OF RANCID LARD THAT CARL JR WISHES TO RUB HIS SCRAWNY BODY AGAINST.

Take that Lionel Hutz Wannabe.

OneKidOneDogMom · 01-07-2008, 07:22 PM

WooHoo, the Elves are BACK!!!

garybear · 01-07-2008, 07:23 PM

OneKidOneDogMom · 01-07-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InvisibleElf

Take that Lionel Hutz Wannabe.

I admit I had to google that reference....

Too funny!

InvisibleElf · 01-07-2008, 07:32 PM

He is an inept ambulance chaser and, a "shyster" . At one point, he claims to have graduated from Princeton school of law, although Princeton has never had a law school. His legal practice, located in a shopping mall, was named "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!" and also offered "expert shoe repair". He often tried to entice potential clients with free gifts, including a "smoking monkey" doll and a business card that "turns into a sponge when you put it in water."

---
Our Carl offers construction along with his legal advice and keeps a picture of FH on his nightstand that he kisses every night, but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny....

RecoveringLstnr · 01-07-2008, 07:36 PM

Has anybody here tried to contact Carl Jr via PM?

Every time he gets mentioned I find myself craving a famous star with cheese.

listener13 · 01-07-2008, 07:39 PM

Funny - I wonder if he's warmed, can he make his own gravy?

InvisibleElf · 01-07-2008, 07:49 PM

Nope, but he was lurking today. Probably still wearing his mickey mouse ears.

Wonder where he gets the time to visit us. After all, we all know how uploading pictures of squirrels and moldy walls to one's blog can be so time consuming.

iamsheens · 01-07-2008, 07:49 PM

Hi everyone just wanted to tell everyone im home safe and sound...it was the scariest drive home from work and there are tornados everywhere around me...the storm has settled for now the first time in 3 hours with no tornado sirens...but we still have a long night of wild weather ahead of us...hope people keep posting here...my boyfriend had to go back to work so its just the dogs, cat, and I...

garybear · 01-07-2008, 07:53 PM

Wabbitsd · 01-07-2008, 07:58 PM

actually, I was getting little beads of perspiration on my forehead as you were describing Lionel...he sounds like a character.

Was he maybe our own Sam Spital from San Diego, reincarnated? Maybe that's why Carl was sorta quiet for a few years....he was bowling with Sam Spital, learning the shystah bidness.

ok. my thoughts on LBM...if she did fall off the wagon, it would be smart to send her to a yuncky rehab, so she gets the idea each commitment would be uglier than the last...remember she came back singing the praises of the two places like they were posh resorts.

or...she is convinced she is just as attractive and half as smart as Jessica Simpson, so she set out on a mission to steal Romo...didn't anyone tell her Simpson and Romo were in Cabo? She's probably still circling the Astrodome, looking for him.

RecoveringLstnr · 01-07-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wabbitsd

ok. my thoughts on LBM...if she did fall off the wagon, it would be smart to send her to a yuncky rehab, so she gets the idea each commitment would be uglier than the last...remember she came back singing the praises of the two places like they were posh resorts.

or...she is convinced she is just as attractive and half as smart as Jessica Simpson, so she set out on a mission to steal Romo...didn't anyone tell her Simpson and Romo were in Cabo? She's probably still circling the Astrodome, looking for him.

Nobody ever said why she was in TX? If she only moved out 4 days ago, I can't believe she and Tum Tum never spoke about returning to work and it was never mentioned that they were due back TODAY.

ElizabethAZ · 01-07-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wabbitsd

Was he maybe our own Sam Spital from San Diego, reincarnated? Maybe that's why Carl was sorta quiet for a few years....he was bowling with Sam Spital, learning the shystah bidness.

OMG Wabbit, I remember Sam Spital and his cheesy ads in the 80s! In high school a friend of mine dated his son, which totally cracked me up. I just couldn't get past it.

ElizabethAZ · 01-07-2008, 08:03 PM

BTW, I don't usually log in unless I am posting. And I may have this open in more than one window, so count me as one or two guests most of the time.

oops · 01-07-2008, 08:04 PM

they said FH had to text to her to find out where she was??? yeah right! ala Turko, something AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

garybear · 01-07-2008, 08:08 PM

oops · 01-07-2008, 08:09 PM

Looking at the pics on their website and wondering if LBM fell off the wagon how many of the celeb pics (Britany on the stretcher and Lindsay swigging outta the bottle) they could photoshop LBM's headshot for? Sad. If in fact that is the case and they keep putting up these photo's of substance abuse it's cruel and tasteless.

tabatha23 · 01-07-2008, 08:24 PM

She is probably visiting a friend from rehab that lives in Texas. J&J would not annouce where Laura is if it were a rehab....they didn't last time around.

Carol · 01-07-2008, 08:36 PM

Who is wth me? yippie!!

eyeseeyou · 01-07-2008, 08:37 PM

Hi Carol...what the heck happened?

garybear · 01-07-2008, 08:39 PM

Jenny · 01-07-2008, 08:39 PM

Just hold up. A message will be forethcoming.

eyeseeyou · 01-07-2008, 08:40 PM

Carl's Jr is sending out FH burgers...and blocking our artery's.

Layla · 01-07-2008, 08:41 PM

yahoo people...don't forget

SDGirl87 · 01-07-2008, 08:44 PM

Please PM me if you'd like to join the chat...

Wabbitsd · 01-07-2008, 08:45 PM

I absolutely LOVE J&B! IS there anything quite as appealing as folks who take themselves so seriously?

Sapphie · 01-07-2008, 08:46 PM

Wow...wha' happen?

01-07-2008, 06:28 PM	#18181
oops Plebe Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 0	RowdyOne: "When it finally ends, the show will collapse inward upon itself, as a deflating balloon" Don't you mean like Emily's left boob? __________________ #127 Last edited by oops : 01-07-2008 at 06:30 PM.

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01-07-2008, 07:32 PM	#18188
InvisibleElf Plebe Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 0	Lionel Hutz He is an inept ambulance chaser and, a "shyster" . At one point, he claims to have graduated from Princeton school of law, although Princeton has never had a law school. His legal practice, located in a shopping mall, was named "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!" and also offered "expert shoe repair". He often tried to entice potential clients with free gifts, including a "smoking monkey" doll and a business card that "turns into a sponge when you put it in water." --- Our Carl offers construction along with his legal advice and keeps a picture of FH on his nightstand that he kisses every night, but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny....

01-07-2008, 06:39 PM	#18182
RowdyOne Plebe Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3	Both of them, simultaneously. Sorry, Boris.

01-07-2008, 07:36 PM	#18189
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01-07-2008, 07:49 PM	#18191
InvisibleElf Plebe Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 0	Nope, but he was lurking today. Probably still wearing his mickey mouse ears. Wonder where he gets the time to visit us. After all, we all know how uploading pictures of squirrels and moldy walls to one's blog can be so time consuming.

01-07-2008, 07:49 PM	#18192
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Wabbitsd Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 103	actually, I was getting little beads of perspiration on my forehead as you were describing Lionel...he sounds like a character. Was he maybe our own Sam Spital from San Diego, reincarnated? Maybe that's why Carl was sorta quiet for a few years....he was bowling with Sam Spital, learning the shystah bidness. ok. my thoughts on LBM...if she did fall off the wagon, it would be smart to send her to a yuncky rehab, so she gets the idea each commitment would be uglier than the last...remember she came back singing the praises of the two places like they were posh resorts. or...she is convinced she is just as attractive and half as smart as Jessica Simpson, so she set out on a mission to steal Romo...didn't anyone tell her Simpson and Romo were in Cabo? She's probably still circling the Astrodome, looking for him.

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oops Plebe Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 0	they said FH had to text to her to find out where she was??? yeah right! ala Turko, something AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oops Plebe Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 0	Looking at the pics on their website and wondering if LBM fell off the wagon how many of the celeb pics (Britany on the stretcher and Lindsay swigging outta the bottle) they could photoshop LBM's headshot for? Sad. If in fact that is the case and they keep putting up these photo's of substance abuse it's cruel and tasteless.

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tabatha23 Plebe Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 0	She is probably visiting a friend from rehab that lives in Texas. J&J would not annouce where Laura is if it were a rehab....they didn't last time around.

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eyeseeyou Plebe Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: fumunder Posts: 0	Carl's Jr is sending out FH burgers...and blocking our artery's.

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