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shit, i got sucked in to OC's wormhole, too... i'm not in kansas anymore!

my blog is down because IAHAD is lazier than i am, and only slightly more competent... and our tech support guy is on vacation.

i'm MIA because i spend all my free time fencing. i'm the 4th best...

i'd be right there with you, except she'll probably be celebrated for it, get a tv show, interviews, a book deal... bleah.

lots of people are guilty of that, and it isn't necessarily conscious. i grew up in a town that had equal parts snobby white folks, country trash white folks, and black folks. i, and most of the...

is your google-finger broken? ;)

she slapped you? damn. time for retaliation. when you sober up, i'll grant you access to my prank files :D

my first thought was the potential danger in putting his son out there like that. what if his dealer, friends, etc, decided that the boy must have squealed on him? what about teachers, other kids,...

my buddy mike forwarded this to me from his dad, who was close friends with the guy... thought i'd pass this along, since i saw that many of you were impressed with his heroism and might be...

we had an open campus when i was in hs (2 years behind you.) nowadays, it's locked up tight. i actually went in to visit some teachers 10 yrs later and had rentacops on my ass all over... not for...

i wouldn't be surprised if strippers in england wwere simply paid by the house.

what about terms for mantitties? i like "butter cookies."

dude, i didn't even notice until i saw this poll... so, yeah, that's why i've needed coffee and sunglasses anytime i check in...

i respect the balls of anyone who can take that much joy reveling in sheer tackiness.

i was a slave in my last life. my friend slutmonkey was a slave trader with a freakin HUGE ship. my husband was in the crusades (for the *right* reasons, he was quickly assured.)

all of this is...

anything that starts with a father and son teaming up to have sex with the same person gets automatic sicko status.

no, but it's often lunch or dinner.

reeses peanut butter puffs = crack cocaine

heheheh... why is this thread so funny, you turds?!?!?

but yeah... pretty easy to respond nicely without a lie. i've been faced with this fairly often - ever eaten dinner with amish people? ...

i get the feeling this is a famous bit of dialogue from a movie or something... but all i can come up with is that it sounds like an episode of "goodfeathers" from the animaniacs.

yep. me and my...

hmm. if you amuse me enough, i may come back, too. c'mon. make with the jokes, funny-man.

:heh: awesome!

i never buy the "real" lottery tickets... because i know i will be that poor dumb ******* you hear about on cnn who bought the winning ticket and lost it.

i do occasionally buy...

yep, the male/female population imbalance is starting to hurt.

dude! your house is a collector's item! that's pretty cool.

my house is 30-40 years old. my parents' house is about 160 years old. old riverboat captain's house; a BITCH to maintain, but very...

you really don't have to spend a lot of money to give her the perfect gift.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml

but hey, let's look at the silver lining... look at the nice, brown skin on those 6000-year-old people. now that's progressive!

dude... i have a preschooler that is no longer allowed to take naps because after even a 1-hour nap, his stupid little butt is still up and dancing at 11pm... 12am... 1am... :2far: if he passes out...