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Not sure, but he seems suspicious. I'd call Homeland Security, just to be safe.

Ooooh, I know! I know!

They've got a Tenacious D song in this game. That's so metal.

It's good stuff. "Nevermind" gets more attention because of "Smells like Teen Spirit". But "About a Girl" and "Negative Creep" are classic tracks.

Did the articles state the reasons for turning Jazz from the second-in-command of the Autobots into a breakdancing, jive-talking idiot? I mean other than the obvious, of course.

Just buy a ring that says "Sugar daddy". You'll get some ladies.

Hang on, I'm sure my "I'm shocked" expression is around here somewhere...

The idea of a trade is laughable. There's not a huge market for 35 year old guys with $20 million contracts (and a few years left, at that).

Shaq has said he'll play out this contract and then...

I'm still holding out for a possible GS-PHX conference final. If that happens, I don't even need to watch as they steamroll whatever team comes out of the East.

Wow. Golden State blew up in that 3rd quarter, and Dallas is gonna get bounced in the first round. Both teams from last year's Finals are gone.

Yes.

That's exactly it.

No other reasons whatsoever.

By the way, if you've taken to accepting stories from email as fact, you're never going to believe this awesome deal Microsoft is...

Congrats! And don't worry about your pace for your first race...just gives you a goal to beat for your next one.

That Phoenix team looks amazing right now. They're easily the most fun team to watch. I hope they make it through San An.

First of all, Bynum is maybe 20 years old.

And good luck trying to trade for KG. McHale isn't exactly brilliant, but it's hard to see him trading KG for next to nothing. You've got a better shot...

I pop in sometimes for nostalgia's sake.

You know, I read the article and immediately thought "Bullsh*t, but I bet all the comments are going to be about how awesome this is, even though it would be incredibly traumatic if it really did...

My girl PG is gone all next week. I'm thinking I'm just gonna call in "sick" rather than go in and be bored.

I don't get why the Laker fans were chanting MVP. He already won the last two, and now they want Nash getting a third? I mean, this was actually probably his best year, but you know Dirk is gonna get...

Agreed. And we're in a dry spell here too. We opened up an entry-level job and a secretary position, and we got flooded with applications. Always a sign of a crappy labor market.

We can take them to South Beach. The plastic Barbie dolls there would line up to be their next conquest.

Nice dodge. :)

I agree the Suns would probably blow out the Heat. The Heat are old, and we don't have the guys that can run with PHX. Plus, Wade isn't 100% yet, and you can tell he's hesitant when...

Haha. Yeah, Kobe gets no calls:

DWade- 51 games played, 535 FT attempts (just over 10 per game)

Kobe "No calls" Bryant- 77 games played, 768 FT attempts (10 per game)

And in case you're...

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And molecularfire, if you really can't figure out what the word is that's blocked, can I ask who took your MCAT for you?

My guess is the drop in porn site traffic is more related to the rise of file-sharing and torrents than anything else. It's still the most popular thing on the internet by a large margin.

And I'm...

I think the Suns end up taking it all. The Spurs are the better team, but I think the Suns end up coming out of the West, and there's no way any team in the East is taking them out, even my beloved...