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Still here, lurking in the shadows - like Yoda waiting for a chance to open up a little green can of whoop ass on the Imperial Forces...

Well, of course, my decision will be the key factor, becasue as we all know - people want to be where Boris is. Press conference to follow.

PM me too - where is all the action???

Here are my opinions of today's publicly broadcasted radio program:

First - Jeff, our fake Christian friend, was in top form today - interrupting everyone. He said his kids were huge hip-hop fans....

Bye for now. I have to go drive my ice cream truck.

Then here are some viable options:

1. "Giant-headed guy that pops out of cube and smells likes weasel"
2. "Captain Depends"
3. "I'm a lawyer...run"
4. "I wish I were the SD City Attorney"
5....

How about "Jack in the Box - Pop goes the weasel?"

what about "The new and improved Sam Spital?"

Well, I read something as I was walking backwards. Does that count? Seriously though - I did not include a specific name in my post. That is not an actualy (just alleged) image of anyone on the show....

Viva La Tummy.

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Helloooo baaaaaby! You can run, but you can hide from the Borisinator. Laura - the ultimate loser! Whoops, the "Biggest Loser" show might sue me now. If any of us just failed to show up at work, we'd...

Tummy - who supposedly no longer drinks, attends AA meetings becuase they're fun, and is loving the sober life - got drunk on Tequila on New Year's!! He mentioned it on the air. Worthless man trapped...

Best part of this morning's show was the discussion of Emily's boobs. I hope they put up some visual aids on the website. Laura in Texas? Didn't tell anyone? Rehab???

Happy Holidays to everyone! In honor of our friend Jer, let's eat lots of meat, wear fur, and ride around on farm animals - maybe catch a circus if it's in town.

Moochelle - please confirm this rumor. Is it true that Tummy likes to hump thawed, whole turkeys?

I give you Tummy in drag:

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Is anyone here secretly attracted to Marti Emerald? or is that Pam?

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Hey - Laura looks good as a brunette!

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No, it's Bono.

Dream up the kind of world you want to live, dream outloud, at high volume. A good partner will follow as your life takes the shape of your ambitions.

Wow - a touching AND sincere article in the UT. Is that Laura and her crew in back?

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Check in out:...

Actually, my wife wishes I were even crazier! She's a wild one.

Happily taken, actually....

Arhghhhhllll. You and me baby! If that Yugo's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!!

In the insightful words of Mr. Paul Reubens: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Simmer down Layla. No need to go for the eyes.

I am very regular. Like clockwork. I fact, I am able to unload...