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Yes, happy July!!!

Boo Yeah!!!

Okay, I'll do my part.

Here's my last entry in the Lauron Diarrheas ...

[Cue organ music ...]

Hi, Diarrhea! It's me, Lauron-da-Moron!!!

Nothing makes me feels more fulfilled than having...

Well, that was quick, Simply!

Good Monday, Drama Club!!!

Naw ... not yet. I don't think he's put enough loot in front of her to properly bribe her. Think about it. How much loot would it take for you to spend the rest of your life (or at least several...

Sheens ... I'm curious why you even come here if you're not really that interested in the talk about the showgram. On the one hand, you're keenly interested in what's out there and how it got there,...

Jake and Sapph, I always fancied that you two would be PURRRRRRfect for each other. Just a thought ...

Or, a hand? :thumb:

He's 2-1/2. He loves young, he loves old. He loves FEMALE!! ... And can he dance!! Oh, can he dance! Unfortunately, however, while he is quite charming and you can dress him in the finest...

I have a Rottweiler, and bought him a pair of board shorts. To my chagrin, however, refuses to wear anything except a bright orange Speedo. (He's such a showoff!)

Nope. He's home and waiting for me to get home. I have a feeling he's gonna wake up sore in the morning! (But he'll have a big smile on his face!)

LMAO ... you two are hysterical. Now don't do anything that would reflect poorly on the board(s) ... remember, you gotta REPresent!!

Now go off and do what fairies do ... go ahead ... I won't...

Sapphie, go get Cosmo ... he's streaking and showing his little green butt all over the web. Not a good impression for the little ones. Give him a wand whipping or a tongue lashing, just contain...

[Hands on hips, stern look, pointing index finger] ... Cosmo, you'd better get your little green butt back over to the "bad board." Sapphie and Layla are looking for you and it looks like a stern...

Shello ... you are NOT an idiot. We all know that. Have a freakin glass of wine, why don't ya!!

He got me out of a Camera stop light. the benefit of having Mitch Mehdy on your side is he knows the system, and he may be able to get you out scott free. You never know. He has gotten me and...

Ashya, callllmmmmmm down. It'll be okay. Two ideas. First, I've used Mitch Mehdy (Mr. Ticket) in the past. He's good, he knows the court system, and his fee is $99. It's possible he'll get you...

Actually, Sheens. Just one example, judging can be pretty damaging, especially if done by one parent sharing opinions and judgment to the children about the other parent. Wholesome? I think not!

Sister Layla?

Are you "irregular," ZacksMom? Or is it "a regular?" I keep getting those confused.

Hey, ZacksMom. Welcome to the forum. There must be some reason you "happened" upon us. What were you looking for when you found us? Anyway, I need to make a comment or two on your recent posts. ...

THAT's the problem. There's no entertainment coming out of those lame A$$ morons who are pulling down the big bucks for working for approximately half of the four hours they're supposed to work. ...

I guess LBM is just faaarrrrrr too busy to write a diary entry. Poor girl, her life is just so full of obligations and responsibilities. I don't know how she fits in all those television shows into...

Carol, DUDE! Looks like you need to join LBM on a spa day and get those eyebrows waxed!

Where's the diary entry? :)