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Bastards gave me food poisoning

Those bastards gave me food poisoning!

got mine today... I think it's pretty cool actually

We'll see

DO NOT USE ON HEAD OR FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, IN EARS, ON NIPPLES, PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS.

These bastards gave me food poisoning... then tried to sue ME for complaining about it! Of course that was the idiot local franchise owner here in AZ.... but the grudge is still there.

Thanks!

peta... my favorite organization

I'm heading to IN-N-OUT Burger now...

YAY! BEACH BALL!!

sweet... time to expand the collection

If you had to slap a label on me, I am "Agnostic".

I see an absence of "god" as a the most likely scenario, but I do not discount the possibility that there is some sort of "higher power"....

shoulda watched cops

-bump-

Does anybody know how to get the above 3 items to work together?

:puke:

I mean... DAMN!!! But I have to admit... she's on to something... If anybody is interested, I will be selling Sh*t Sculptures starting next month.

Any Sharks Fans Here?

They are expensive... and if my money laundering theory is true... I bet you that "Tony's Gym" back in Jersey buys about 3,000 of these a year... only his are just boxes of cold, hard cash...

Well, as a journalist... I think that was either really dumb or really ballsy. But if I met the guy who wrote it, I'd shake his hand and buy him a beer.

Wow, that was quick.. thanks for shooting my theory down so quickly, Leon! But seriously, I still think that the sales numbers can't match the advertising dollars they spend.

Okay, so I have this theory that Bowflex is a mob front. Here is why:

1)I don't know anybody that owns a Bowflex
2)I don't know anybody who knows anybody who has a Bowflex
3)Yet, Bowflex has...

I HATE FINALS!!! I HATE FINA... (thud)...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Seems like this still works.. it went through anyhow...

SHEER GENIUS

SWEET--- I always miss out on these clocks... hope it comes