Missing - 9th Planet of Solar System. Goes by The Name Of Pluto. Loves Children.

[LPMiller]

It's Friday, and no one can take that away from you. Unless you're Pluto.

Pluto got jobbed, man.

Sure, it's smaller than our moon. Likely it escaped from somewhere, and just sorta wandered the streets of Space, till it came to the big city: The Sol System. Perhaps it was always here, and just got into one argument too many with Uranus. I can relate, especially when I eat too much chilli.

But it made it's own way, man. Got it's own orbit and everything. Sure, it's oblong and sorta weaves in and out like a .20 driver on a .08 expressway, but hey, it had to learn on it's own. No one showed Pluto the ropes. It was the creative type of the solar system.

And then finally, discovery! Pluto had made it, man, had gone through the right of passage and was a discovered planet! All the other planets made way then. Pluto stood proud, the last in the system. Well, sometimes: Pluto still couldn't follow a circle to save it's life.

And now, those science bastards, those same jerks that wreck all our dreams of being bit by a radioactive wombat and going on to fight crime with their talk of 'reality' and 'laws of physics' up and pulled the rug right out from under Pluto. It's like being demoted from manhood. It's like deciding baseball doesn't need a shortstop, or dumping the cornerback, or...okay, that's pretty much the extent of my sports knowledge, but it's like that.

Not to mention, they've totally hosed up poor Interplanet Janet, the galaxy girl. It feels like the county came by and decided my yard is a quarter acre smaller, just cause they don't like the bushes on the edge.

It's pretty Mickey Mouse of them, if you ask me.

BCC starts off our Friday with the Zalman ZM460-APS SLI Capable PSU

PCMech takes on the Sans Digital MS2C1 Drive Enclosure

Hardware Zone comes to the party late with the ATI Radeon X1950 XTX 512MB DDR4 as does Legit Reviews

Bytesector jams to the Samsung YP-Z5 MP3 Player

Overclockers Online takes a short break with the nMedia HTPC 280BAV

OCIA investigates the Razer Barracuda HP-1 Gaming Headphones

Digital Trends talks about Back to School Essentials 2006

NeoSeeker rocks it with the OCZ Tempest

Sharky Extreme saves cash with the Gigabyte GeForce 7600 GT 256MB

NVNews gets all juicy over the MSI NX7900GT-VT2D256E-HD

XYZ tries to impress with the Kingston HyperX DDR2 800 SLI-Ready 2GB Kit

Techgage gets a hold of the new Logitech MX Revolution Laser Mouse

Tech Lounge reviews yet another mouse, the Logitech G3 Laser Gaming Mouse

Tech Report looks at Three Core 2 motherboards from Asus

Hexus reviews the hopefully Sony free 2-power XCell 70 universal laptop battery

Trusted Reviews takes along the Lenovo IBM ThinkPad T60p

Finally, Madshrimps takes us on home with the Titan Tower TTC-NK32TZ CPU Cooler

Yeah, I'm outtie. Got 3 birthday parties to deal with. And a damaged tree from last nights storm. Fun weekend for me!

You go have a day, a weekend, and hopefully, no one suddenly decides you need to be reclassified.