Happy Birthday, America!

LPMiller · 07-03-2009, 07:35 AM

Yeah, I'm a day early, but I won't be around tomorrow for your big event. You look pretty good for your age, though you could lose a few pounds. Heard about your retirement fund, sorry about that.

But cheer up. It ain't all bad, you know. And hey, any excuse to party, right? Yeah, I know how you roll. I know there are people out there thinking there is no hope and things are going to pot, but I don't believe in the worst case scenario, and I know you don't really either. You wouldn't exist if you did. You'd be England 2.0.

So go on, kick up your heels and live a little. Birthdays only come once a year. Sure, maybe you need a smaller cake, and maybe this years party won't be as lavish, but you're hanging out with family and friends, right? That's all that matters.

But I'd just go with the one, symbolic candle this year. Trying to keep the carbon footprint down, right?

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Ok, gotta fly.

You go have a day, a weekend, and try not to blow yourself up too badly.

07-03-2009, 07:35 AM	#1
LPMiller Chief News Editor & Master of His Domain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Minnesota Posts: 7,375	Happy Birthday, America! Yeah, I'm a day early, but I won't be around tomorrow for your big event. You look pretty good for your age, though you could lose a few pounds. Heard about your retirement fund, sorry about that. But cheer up. It ain't all bad, you know. And hey, any excuse to party, right? Yeah, I know how you roll. I know there are people out there thinking there is no hope and things are going to pot, but I don't believe in the worst case scenario, and I know you don't really either. You wouldn't exist if you did. You'd be England 2.0. So go on, kick up your heels and live a little. Birthdays only come once a year. Sure, maybe you need a smaller cake, and maybe this years party won't be as lavish, but you're hanging out with family and friends, right? That's all that matters. But I'd just go with the one, symbolic candle this year. Trying to keep the carbon footprint down, right? Hardcoreware starts off our Friday with a very handy guide on using a PS3 controller in 64 bit Windows Vista and 7 OCModshop posts up a look at the Nanovision MIMO UM-710 USB Monitor Hot Hardware takes on the EVGA X58 3X SLI Classified Motherboard XSReviews juices up with the Antec CP-850w OCIA investigates the Kingwin XT-1264 HTC Cooler Hardware Secrets takes on the Corsair CX400W Power Supply Tech Report takes A look at SSD performance in Windows Vista Overclockers Online shows off the Thermaltake DH101 HTPC Case CDRlabs reviews the complicated G N4B1 Network Attached Storage with Built-in Blu-ray ReWriter Think Computers keeps it to themselves with the Radius Atomic Bass Earphones for iPhone VR Zone reports in with the 9500GT & 9600GT on a Diet Tweak Town gets a hold of the GIGABYTE MA790FXT-UD5P AM3 Motherboard Techware Labs tells us about the NZXT Khaos Aluminum Full Tower Gaming Chassis Techspot talks about 11 awesome applications you've never heard of Finally, Bjorn3D brings us on home with the Rosewill RM-8500 Ok, gotta fly. You go have a day, a weekend, and try not to blow yourself up too badly. __________________ lpmiller Chief News Editor Nobel Prize Nominee Reverend in the Universal Life Church Once Shot A Man For Snoring Too Loud Way Too Lazy To Change His Signature "The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Calvin and Hobbes

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