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OUCH!!!!!!!
and women complain about child birth, pshhhh ![]() |
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hapoo only has one ball?!? First we find out NiceMann is actually NiceWoman now this shocking news. What other shocking things will gotapexers reveal next?
![]() Its definitely suckage for hapoo to only have one ball! Worse of all its blue! What actually causes "Blue-Balls"? http://www.teenadviceonline.org/archive/17139.html Keep on bouncing: ![]() ![]() [Edited by sbp on 10-21-2000 at 02:38 AM] |
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Big Blue Mouse Balls
(author unknown) greatly taken out of context quotes ripped from here: ![]() http://www.ccl.kuleuven.ac.be/~luc/n...ouseballs.html "If a mouse fails to operate, or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only." If a mouse doesn't adequately perform sexually (if at all) check to see if its balls need replacement. That'll teach the little rodent to try harder in the future! ![]() But remember you have to be trained to replace those mouse balls since its naturally a delicate prodedure. "Before ordering,determine type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse." What a task to look forward to (not). Any women here want to do this unevitable task? You know you want to. "Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls." Well of course our mice have balls that are bigger and stronger that are full of that hot love females luv than the small, puny balls foreign mice have. "Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method and domestic balls replaced using the twist-off method." "Mouse balls are not usually sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge." Better have the wipes handy. "Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately." For shame for shame. Not even time to heal. These lust hungry females just won't give us males time to rest. "It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items." Well of course a pair of balls is needed for optimum customer satisfaction. But beware someone around you may get jealous and steal them. Thats what happened to poor hapoo. Here are the part numbers for balls: Remember get the right balls for your mouse. P/N33F846Z -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS Keep on humpin'! uNF uNF uNF! |
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no, believe it or not only one of them hurt, hence blue ball |
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I heard this from my old high school Government teacher who told the class some funny town names, of which was included Blueballs, Montana.
Brrr. That's cold and wrong. |
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i know a couple women who should move up to Blueballs, Montana...
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Do you guys know how many dating counselors and sexual assualt speakers my school has had where they claim this does not exist...
I wanted to stand up and boo them off stage, but like Homer said, "I'm not popular enough to be different." ;-)
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True but once the wise man you referred to also said, and I quote "I'm a white male, age 18 through 47, everyone listens to me..." ![]() |
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