03-26-2001, 02:37 PM
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I seriously am tired of women drivers. There should be a law saying that only women between the age of 16 and 25 can operate a car. Women over the age of 25 drive too slow and don't pay attention. Just think of all the accidents that wouldn't happen if they weren't on the road.
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03-26-2001, 02:38 PM
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03-26-2001, 02:40 PM
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Being myself a young male, however, I will say this: women outside of the age bracket you mentioned are absurdly obsessed with safety. Men of all ages, we laugh in the face of danger. I'm not sure which one I'd prefer to be among: those that grow old being safe, or those that lead shorter lives, but travel the same distance in that shorter time frame. |
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03-26-2001, 02:47 PM
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Yep men have more accidents but that is because we are trying to get around those slow a$$ women drivers. Heck I've taken the grass more then once to get around.
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03-26-2001, 02:53 PM
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03-26-2001, 02:58 PM
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Well ya if that is my only choice...I will take it. ~NiceMann |
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03-26-2001, 03:34 PM
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Hey, its so bad...
we've had this discussion once before!
The only reason why the stats on women is so good is cause they f*cking cheat their way out of tickets and such. You can not tell me you don't know one woman who hasn't talked her way out of at least one ticket!
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03-26-2001, 03:47 PM
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I'm cool w/ my mom driving. And some of my other girl friends. But those f'in soccer moms in their SUVs make me want to scream. Loud. About monkeys.
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03-26-2001, 03:52 PM
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ORANGUTANS! CHIMPANZEES!!! LEMURRRRRRRRRRS! You're right, that is cathartic. |
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03-26-2001, 04:11 PM
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Those are differently the kind I am talking about. Two ladies in a Ford Explorer today going 30 mph in a 55 mph on a 1 lane road. You better believe I took the grass to pass them. ~NiceMann |
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03-26-2001, 05:37 PM
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i think the ones in the minivans are worse
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03-26-2001, 11:57 PM
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Yeah, but at least they usually don't have some confused illusion of grandeur.
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03-27-2001, 12:03 AM
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Back in highschool, there was a girl who could handbrake turn 180 degrees in her BMW into a parallel parking space. Hapoo would have been in love.
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03-27-2001, 12:43 AM
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You dont still have her # do you?
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03-27-2001, 12:43 AM
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I'm a 20 year old jock who drives a '91 Dodge Caravan. That thing is a beast and it's the safest car I've ever driven. Plenty of windows for visibility, enough mass to cushion almost any collision, and it's only left me stranded once. (damn transmission) It handles well in rain and snow. My only complaint is that the dashboard begins to violently shake at 75...They obviously designed it for the soccer mom. The only accident I've ever been in was caused by some ditz in her sweet 16 car running a FULL BLOWN redlight. I can understand (although not condone) running it as it's turning red, but she was a good tenth of a mile away. I got in a rear end collision with the guy coming through the intersection behind me all because some chick didn't have a clue about the differences between red and green. Although, judging by the tint of my monitor, neither does compaq...
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03-27-2001, 12:55 AM
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I came here
looking for female drivers, like version 2.2.4... an enhanced dating stratgey and all you guys can do is bitch and moan
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03-27-2001, 11:53 AM
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Screw the women! Let's get rid of those damn high school age rodents filling up the highways!! I say no permit until you have a HS diploma - who agrees??
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03-27-2001, 11:59 AM
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but then... if they can't drive themselves to work, who's going to serve me my pizza/burger/ice cream/coffee or bus my tables!?! 
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03-27-2001, 12:55 PM
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I was thinking the same thing. ~NiceMann |
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03-27-2001, 01:53 PM
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I think kids 16 - 18 yrs with their first cars are the most dangerous, both male and female. However SUV driving women with cell phones are a close second, followed by those SUV's driven by men. Here in San Diego SUV drivers are bullies on the freeways, many times forcing themselved in spaces smaller than their vehicle and almost causing others to nearly crash. I see it all the time.
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03-27-2001, 02:00 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by ironchef
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Do they have legs and feet?? Make em WALK!!!! |
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03-27-2001, 02:00 PM
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Hey... as far as I'm concerned, let EVERYONE drive.
But take away their damn CELL PHONES! Something about holding plastic to your ear that makes your brain cells quit working. I've almost been whacked so many times by people chatting on the phone that I can't count them anymore... Shut up. Hang up. Drive. And pay attention to the 3000 pounds of steel UNDER you, not the 4 ounces of plastic hanging off your ear! |
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03-27-2001, 02:07 PM
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or you could all take public transportation.
that would solve many of your problems  |
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03-27-2001, 02:10 PM
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 gotta love the metro! |
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03-27-2001, 02:11 PM
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unless the person driving the bus/train is a woman with a cell phone
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03-27-2001, 05:45 PM
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i know plenty of ppl in general that just can't drive
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03-28-2001, 12:08 AM
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Well at school I don't here of to many guys screwing up their cars except 1 who just totaled his cavalier in a ditch some how. And I always hear of all of these chicks like screwing up their cars and everyone else's cars. Well for example this chick backed out in her Dad's brand new Corvette and did $5000 worth of damage to it, not to mention the other car. Just face it most women can't drive, and I said most because some women can drive (Just not very many).
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03-28-2001, 02:03 AM
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to quote Lisa simpson.... baboon, baboon, baboon, BABOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-28-2001, 11:15 AM
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Then we'd be stuck taking them shoping and sh*t. Have to wait for better puplic transpotation before you start wishing for something like that! Careful what you wish for...
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03-28-2001, 11:16 AM
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