m0j0

i went to the corner gas station for some mike's hard lemonade. i don't like it that much, but i think it has crack in it to keep me buying it. anyhow, i have been going to the corner store for a while now because it's convenient and the prices are ok. so i go in there, start lookin at the booze, and i look over and one of the guys working there was going at it with his nose! that grossed me out pretty well. i mean, ppl can pick their noses whenever they want, as long as i am not touching what they touch. especially with food and stuff. so i had to bail. i had to drive down to the friggin grocery store just to buy my stuff....and for 80 cents more. that lamed me out to no end. now i don't want to go there anymore just because i dunno if he has been picking his nose and stocking my booze.

ok, now, i know that some of you are gonna say "well, how do you know that the ppl that stocked at the grocery store haven't been picking their noses or diggin in their butts?" all i have to say to that is that i don't know about them, but i saw this dude doing it, so i would have to say that brought the odds way up in his case.

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rum

Dude just wipe off the top of the bottle where u drink out of.

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Jeffbx

That's why when I go to a fast food joint, esp. like Taco Bell where they prepare your food right in front of you, I never watch them make it.

I just wait for them to finish, take it & eat it. If someone adjusts their balls or re-fastens their hairnet in the middle of making my burrito, I just don't want to know about it. I'm still alive, so I guess it's working out OK for me.

TheLoneGunman

those plastic gloves you wear in food service are just so darn convenient. I can wipe my ass and then make your food and then when I am done, I am can take them off and my fingers will still be as clean as when I washed them!

Check out Off-Topic for my fast food handling links.

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zenbooty

Yep, what I don't know won't hurt me. That's why we have tonsils and an appendix for, right?

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m0j0

hmm...well, i wasn't lookin on purpose. i just glanced up and it looked like he was gankin a major one there. but about just wiping it off...is that like the cure all thing? so i guess you can have sex with someone that has herpes....as long as you wipe it off? i dunnooooo. still nasty. maybe i can drink the beer as long as i do it through a hole in the sheet?