NSS: Getting married next weekend

Black Francis · 06-29-2001, 11:26 PM

July 7, I will no longer be single. It also happens to be our 7th anniversery, and that makes three sevens, so hopefully we will have more luck at it than half the population, and not end up divorced. Wish me luck people!

Oh, and guess what?

There will be exactly four people at our wedding.....me, her, the pastor, and one witness.....I am sooooooooooo glad that I don't have to do the big giant wedding thing.

hapoo · 06-29-2001, 11:47 PM

hey you'll be gettin' some on a regular basis now...

did i say that outloud? oops sorry

I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK!!!!! AND HAVE FUN!

Live long and prosper

ufcrusher · 06-30-2001, 12:27 AM

Congratulations! But I thought you needed 2 witnesses for a wedding and the minister doesnt count. Well I guess you would know, what the requirements are.

chrissy · 06-30-2001, 01:56 AM

Congrats!

Enjoy each other, never go to bed mad and most of all, love each other.

Black Francis · 06-30-2001, 06:13 AM

I think the amount of witnesses may change state to state.

And we have been together so long, that the milk isn't free flowing, and it isn't cut off......it just kinda comes and goes. It is weird that the more milk you get, the more you seem to want.

\/\/|ZarD · 06-30-2001, 10:56 AM

Congratulations
I wish the best for you
That is so cool that you get to marry the person you've been with for so long
I hope all goes well
Always treat her with love
I am proud of you, you've already been together for seven years and now you'll be together for life.

hapoo · 06-30-2001, 12:10 PM

Milk sounds good right about now

And if i find some chocolate milk... i'll send it your way DarkFury, you might have to fight Gotmilk for it though.

Kim · 06-30-2001, 12:24 PM

Congrats to you....be good to each other.

broman78 · 07-01-2001, 12:22 PM

congrats my other dark brother. remeber it is cheaper to keep her.

ChrisMG187 · 07-01-2001, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Francis
July 7, I will no longer be single. It also happens to be our 7th anniversery, and that makes three sevens, so hopefully we will have more luck at it than half the population, and not end up divorced. Wish me luck people!

Oh, and guess what?

There will be exactly four people at our wedding.....me, her, the pastor, and one witness.....I am sooooooooooo glad that I don't have to do the big giant wedding thing.

I only see two "7's" there. Where's the third?

ChrisMG187 · 07-01-2001, 09:49 PM

oh, wait, i got it. 7/7/01.

broman78 · 07-01-2001, 09:58 PM

darkfury you are the mother****ing man.

Black Francis · 07-01-2001, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by broman78
congrats my other dark brother. remeber it is cheaper to keep her.

I don't know about that.....she is very high maintenance....both with my time and money

hapoo · 07-01-2001, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by broman78
darkfury you are the mother****ing man.

hmm is that an insult or a complement? Its kinda hard to tell when you can't hear someone say it.

Speedfreak · 07-02-2001, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by hapoo
And if i find some chocolate milk... i'll send it your way DarkFury,

I'm sure he has enough of it already.

\/\/|ZarD · 07-02-2001, 12:29 PM

Hell yeah...

I don't know what you mean by that but it sounded cool!!!

(it sucks being a virgin nerd)

CluelessSi · 07-02-2001, 12:59 PM

Congrats

hapoo · 07-02-2001, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by \/\/|ZarD
(it sucks being a virgin nerd)

wow... now theres something i would never admit too.

Black Francis · 07-02-2001, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by \/\/|ZarD
(it sucks being a virgin nerd)

Virgin? You mean they aren't extinct yet?

oblongmelon · 07-02-2001, 02:48 PM

Here's to you and your soon to be Mrs..just make sure you never ever ever buy her a cheap plastic box for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary etc or you will NEVER hear the end of it.

sbp · 07-02-2001, 06:49 PM

Or you'll eat dog food.

Bladderman · 07-02-2001, 07:36 PM

Good luck!!! =)

AWM · 07-03-2001, 01:17 PM

Congrats to you and the soon-to-be!!
My one year anniversary just passed this last month, and I can now say from experience the milk strangely has stopped flowing. I had thought the opposite would happen. I was always told "women just need to feel secure" and then it'll all just flow and get crazy. bwaaa! I hope the same doesn't happen to you my friend. I'm starting to think I got a raw deal.

Don't have kids with her yet, I assume you're younger, say under 25? That's just too stinking early, believe me!! She'll be garunteed to take advantage of every situation known to man for bearing your children. Bad enough once your married anyway.

I heard this on the discovery channel the other day. Sort of a guideline for you to keep in mind. The first marriage is for sex, the second will be for kids, and the last will be for companionship.

Black Francis · 07-03-2001, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by AWM
The first marriage is for sex, the second will be for kids, and the last will be for companionship.

Wow AWM, that is very pessimistic.

I am 26, and we don't plan on kids until we are in our early thirties, if then. We have been together for seven years, and lived together the last 3. I have found that the milk sometimes flows very well, and that sometimes the milk just comes out every once in a while. It seems like the more you get, the more you want.....milk is funny like that.

Anyway, thanks for all the kind words Apexers.

hapoo · 07-03-2001, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by AWM

I heard this on the discovery channel the other day. Sort of a guideline for you to keep in mind. The first marriage is for sex, the second will be for kids, and the last will be for companionship.

Hey i saw that show too!

"Guide to sex" or something, I must say i'm not too comfortable with the fact that one third of women cheat on their husbands or that its in our nature to brake up after 4 years.

hapoo · 07-03-2001, 04:43 PM

and for gods sake if your going to spill good milk... try and get some on me.

Black Francis · 07-03-2001, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by hapoo
and for gods sake if your going to spill good milk... try and get some on me.

On a scale of 1-10, that rates 8 pukes.

Speedfreak · 07-03-2001, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by \/\/|ZarD
(it sucks being a virgin nerd)

Can't you use your Wizard powers to make a girl like you. She could help you with your problem, but there would still be some suckage.

hapoo · 07-03-2001, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Black Francis

Quote:

Originally posted by hapoo
and for gods sake if your going to spill good milk... try and get some on me.

On a scale of 1-10, that rates 8 pukes.

sure its sick if you take it out of context... anythings sick if you take it out of context.

06-29-2001, 11:26 PM	#1
Black Francis Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Statesboro, GA Posts: 181	July 7, I will no longer be single. It also happens to be our 7th anniversery, and that makes three sevens, so hopefully we will have more luck at it than half the population, and not end up divorced. Wish me luck people! Oh, and guess what? There will be exactly four people at our wedding.....me, her, the pastor, and one witness.....I am sooooooooooo glad that I don't have to do the big giant wedding thing. __________________ With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself Where is my mind? Way out in the water See it swimmin' ?

06-29-2001, 11:47 PM	#2
hapoo Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA Posts: 9,276	hey you'll be gettin' some on a regular basis now... did i say that outloud? oops sorry I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK!!!!! AND HAVE FUN! Live long and prosper __________________

06-30-2001, 10:56 AM	#6
\/\/\|ZarD Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 201	Congratulations I wish the best for you That is so cool that you get to marry the person you've been with for so long I hope all goes well Always treat her with love I am proud of you, you've already been together for seven years and now you'll be together for life.
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07-01-2001, 12:22 PM	#9
broman78 Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 74	congrats my other dark brother. remeber it is cheaper to keep her. __________________ can u name all the 5 of the 3 stooges?

07-02-2001, 12:29 PM	#16
\/\/\|ZarD Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 201	Hell yeah... I don't know what you mean by that but it sounded cool!!! (it sucks being a virgin nerd)
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06-30-2001, 12:27 AM	#3
ufcrusher Admiral Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Boca Raton, FL: By way of: Poway, CA; Gainesville, Fl; Penn Valley, Pa. Posts: 5,680	Congratulations! But I thought you needed 2 witnesses for a wedding and the minister doesnt count. Well I guess you would know, what the requirements are.

06-30-2001, 01:56 AM	#4
chrissy Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: OKC Posts: 5,046	Congrats! Enjoy each other, never go to bed mad and most of all, love each other.

06-30-2001, 06:13 AM	#5
Black Francis Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Statesboro, GA Posts: 181	I think the amount of witnesses may change state to state. And we have been together so long, that the milk isn't free flowing, and it isn't cut off......it just kinda comes and goes. It is weird that the more milk you get, the more you seem to want.

06-30-2001, 12:10 PM	#7
hapoo Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA Posts: 9,276	Milk sounds good right about now And if i find some chocolate milk... i'll send it your way DarkFury, you might have to fight Gotmilk for it though.

06-30-2001, 12:24 PM	#8
Kim Eternally Ensign Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 4,573	Congrats to you....be good to each other.

07-01-2001, 09:49 PM	#11
ChrisMG187 Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Your Mom Posts: 2,058	oh, wait, i got it. 7/7/01.

07-01-2001, 09:58 PM	#12
broman78 Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 74	darkfury you are the mother****ing man.

07-02-2001, 12:59 PM	#17
CluelessSi Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 2,038	Congrats __________________ ~Reality is an illusion~ 1 Thess 5:16-18

07-02-2001, 02:48 PM	#20
oblongmelon Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a nutshell Posts: 9,678	Here's to you and your soon to be Mrs..just make sure you never ever ever buy her a cheap plastic box for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary etc or you will NEVER hear the end of it.

07-02-2001, 06:49 PM	#21
sbp Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 11,037	Or you'll eat dog food.

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07-02-2001, 07:36 PM	#22
Bladderman Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Los Angeles? Posts: 63	Congratz!!!! Good luck!!! =)

07-03-2001, 01:17 PM	#23
AWM Lieutenant Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 320	Congrats to you and the soon-to-be!! My one year anniversary just passed this last month, and I can now say from experience the milk strangely has stopped flowing. I had thought the opposite would happen. I was always told "women just need to feel secure" and then it'll all just flow and get crazy. bwaaa! I hope the same doesn't happen to you my friend. I'm starting to think I got a raw deal. Don't have kids with her yet, I assume you're younger, say under 25? That's just too stinking early, believe me!! She'll be garunteed to take advantage of every situation known to man for bearing your children. Bad enough once your married anyway. I heard this on the discovery channel the other day. Sort of a guideline for you to keep in mind. The first marriage is for sex, the second will be for kids, and the last will be for companionship.

07-03-2001, 04:43 PM	#26
hapoo Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA Posts: 9,276	and for gods sake if your going to spill good milk... try and get some on me.

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