poison ivy

welfareloser · 07-10-2001, 06:59 PM

who the **** decided that morphine was not an appropriate treatment for poison ivy? i need something to make me completely loopy so i can't feel the itch.

also suckage: shaving your legs before you realize that you are covered in the ****. giving yourself a million tiny skin breaks is not the recommended course of action when covered in an evil plant extractive.

at least i dint wipe my ass with it. i hate the great outdoors. i am going to stay in my air conditioning and watch tv for the rest of the summer. then, when all the other kids are out making snowmen, i'm going to microwave some popcorn and watch some more goddamned tv.

mother nature is an unholy bitch.

OC · 07-10-2001, 08:25 PM

Don't hold back - how do you really feel?

southernbelle · 07-10-2001, 09:00 PM

Benadryl helps, and has the added advantage of making you nice and dozey. Very good if you can just veg, sucks if you need to move around.

My personal favorite remedy is a shot of tequila, but to each his own. Good luck

(ow - you shaved your legs!? - owwww)

coleslaw · 07-10-2001, 09:44 PM

Buy 300 bottles of Calamyne lotion and take a bath in it ala Eric Cartman. That should do the trick. Also, I've heard oatmeal paste works pretty well too.

chrissy · 07-10-2001, 11:20 PM

what is that brand alveena? Is that it? The oatmeal type baths? They help.

topane · 07-11-2001, 06:39 AM

Go to the doctor, get yourself some steroids

Butch · 07-11-2001, 09:15 AM

I love not being allergic to poison ivy. I can wallow in the stuff and be no worse off than rolling around in sunflowers. Not that I've had many opportunities to wallow in poison ivy lately (nor a huge desire to) . . . but when I was a kid, I was always in the stuff . . . whenever we were playing catch or something and the ball went into the poison ivy, I had to be the one to go fetch it.

chrissy · 07-11-2001, 10:20 AM

you know, a bath might not be good.

But they have a thing on the Today show about Poison Ivy this morning

Speedfreak · 07-11-2001, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butch
I love not being allergic to poison ivy. I can wallow in the stuff and be no worse off than rolling around in sunflowers. Not that I've had many opportunities to wallow in poison ivy lately (nor a huge desire to) . . . but when I was a kid, I was always in the stuff . . . whenever we were playing catch or something and the ball went into the poison ivy, I had to be the one to go fetch it.

You could make money off of that. throw **** in the ivy and ask some one to bet you to go and get it.

Black Francis · 07-11-2001, 01:37 PM

The best stuff is Caladril.....Calamine lotion with Benedryl in it....stuff works great.

Speedfreak · 07-11-2001, 02:43 PM

tomato juice? Wait.. no...

oblongmelon · 07-11-2001, 02:51 PM

FELS NAPTHA SOAP.
You find it in the LAUNDRY detergent isle..its BAR soap and never costs more than 2 dollars a bar. It lasts for like YEARS..great for poison Ivy. It is made by the same makers of DIAL SOAP
http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.co...ric.html?pid=5
http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.com/

it really works too-my nonni swore by it. This is like MAGIC STUFF for laundry,skin etc..ps..it works good to take zits away too.

~~pennypinch~~ · 07-11-2001, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butch
I love not being allergic to poison ivy. I can wallow in the stuff and be no worse off than rolling around in sunflowers. Not that I've had many opportunities to wallow in poison ivy lately (nor a huge desire to) . . . but when I was a kid, I was always in the stuff . . . whenever we were playing catch or something and the ball went into the poison ivy, I had to be the one to go fetch it.

Yes, but that was only after the kids were throwing the ball AT you. It was only in the poison ivy because they missed.

welfareloser · 07-11-2001, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oblongmelon
FELS NAPTHA SOAP.
You find it in the LAUNDRY detergent isle..its BAR soap and never costs more than 2 dollars a bar. It lasts for like YEARS..great for poison Ivy. It is made by the same makers of DIAL SOAP
http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.co...ric.html?pid=5
http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.com/

it really works too-my nonni swore by it. This is like MAGIC STUFF for laundry,skin etc..ps..it works good to take zits away too.

mmm... uhhh... i have some of that... it has large warnings about DO NOT LET IT TOUCH YOUR SKIN!!!! so i'll pass. i'm sure it does clear up acne... most things that remove large chunks of skin tend to take the zits with them...

morphine would still be better than benadryl.

Grimm · 07-11-2001, 04:49 PM

How about Calamine lotion with Benedryl and a morphine drip?

Luxykin007 · 07-12-2001, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by overclocked
Don't hold back - how do you really feel?

LOL

sbp · 07-12-2001, 04:00 PM

Death to poison ivy everywhere.

moosehead · 07-14-2001, 01:35 PM

You know what's even funner than poison ivy alone.....running through the patch of nettles right next to the poison ivy before going through it. That way you get the insta-burn and itch from the nettles that, if you're lucky, will bother you just long enough for the poison ivy to kick in

07-10-2001, 06:59 PM	#1
welfareloser Grand Moff Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: jabba's palace. (yes, i do... and no, you can't.) Posts: 9,718	who the ** decided that morphine was not an appropriate treatment for poison ivy? i need something to make me completely loopy so i can't feel the itch. also suckage: shaving your legs before you realize that you are covered in the **. giving yourself a million tiny skin breaks is not the recommended course of action when covered in an evil plant extractive. at least i dint wipe my ass with it. i hate the great outdoors. i am going to stay in my air conditioning and watch tv for the rest of the summer. then, when all the other kids are out making snowmen, i'm going to microwave some popcorn and watch some more goddamned tv. mother nature is an unholy bitch. __________________ Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life. ~ Leo Buscaglia http://www.welfareloser.com http://gotapexblogs.net/users/welfareloser/

07-10-2001, 08:25 PM	#2
OC the admiral formerly known as overclocked Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Outside the mainstream Posts: 5,922	Don't hold back - how do you really feel? __________________ But what is adulthood except a delayed end-run around our parents' better judgment? -- Peter Egan cough

07-10-2001, 09:00 PM	#3
southernbelle Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Deep in the Heart of Texas Posts: 99	not morphine, but.............. Benadryl helps, and has the added advantage of making you nice and dozey. Very good if you can just veg, sucks if you need to move around. My personal favorite remedy is a shot of tequila, but to each his own. Good luck (ow - you shaved your legs!? - owwww)

07-10-2001, 09:44 PM	#4
coleslaw Arrrhh! Join Date: May 2000 Location: LI NY Posts: 6,807	Buy 300 bottles of Calamyne lotion and take a bath in it ala Eric Cartman. That should do the trick. Also, I've heard oatmeal paste works pretty well too. __________________ A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

07-11-2001, 06:39 AM	#6
topane turducken all the time Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Between the wheels Posts: 5,055	Go to the doctor, get yourself some steroids __________________ Shall we buy a new guitar? Shall we drive a more powerful car?

07-10-2001, 11:20 PM	#5
chrissy Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: OKC Posts: 5,046	what is that brand alveena? Is that it? The oatmeal type baths? They help.

07-11-2001, 09:15 AM	#7
Butch Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York, NY Posts: 2,915	I love not being allergic to poison ivy. I can wallow in the stuff and be no worse off than rolling around in sunflowers. Not that I've had many opportunities to wallow in poison ivy lately (nor a huge desire to) . . . but when I was a kid, I was always in the stuff . . . whenever we were playing catch or something and the ball went into the poison ivy, I had to be the one to go fetch it. __________________ I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse

07-11-2001, 10:20 AM	#8
chrissy Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: OKC Posts: 5,046	you know, a bath might not be good. But they have a thing on the Today show about Poison Ivy this morning

07-11-2001, 01:37 PM	#10
Black Francis Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Statesboro, GA Posts: 181	The best stuff is Caladril.....Calamine lotion with Benedryl in it....stuff works great. __________________ With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself Where is my mind? Way out in the water See it swimmin' ?

07-11-2001, 02:43 PM	#11
Speedfreak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: I am here, so there I am. Posts: 8,027	tomato juice? Wait.. no...

07-11-2001, 02:51 PM	#12
oblongmelon Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a nutshell Posts: 9,678	FELS NAPTHA SOAP. You find it in the LAUNDRY detergent isle..its BAR soap and never costs more than 2 dollars a bar. It lasts for like YEARS..great for poison Ivy. It is made by the same makers of DIAL SOAP http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.co...ric.html?pid=5 http://www.felsnapthasoap.bigstep.com/ it really works too-my nonni swore by it. This is like MAGIC STUFF for laundry,skin etc..ps..it works good to take zits away too.

07-11-2001, 04:49 PM	#15
Grimm 100% Pure Evil Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 7,861	How about Calamine lotion with Benedryl and a morphine drip?

07-12-2001, 04:00 PM	#17
sbp Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 11,037	Death to poison ivy everywhere.

07-14-2001, 01:35 PM	#18
moosehead Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 79	You know what's even funner than poison ivy alone.....running through the patch of nettles right next to the poison ivy before going through it. That way you get the insta-burn and itch from the nettles that, if you're lucky, will bother you just long enough for the poison ivy to kick in __________________ The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing!

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