The Hulk is SUCK!!!!

Dual · 06-23-2003, 10:55 AM

Okay, Let it be known that I am in no way a Hulk guru.. so I might be off on a few things here ..

I must say The Hulk has to be one of the worst movies I have seen in .... I can't even rember....

I mean where in the hell did they dig up that stupid plot line.

I never recall reading that plot line in any Hulk Comic I ever picked up .. I mean the basic characters were there.. I mean it had bruce, his girlfriend, the general, after that I barley recongnize the stupid thing. I mean how hard is it to Screw up (1)Banner gets angry, (2)hulk smash. (3)army chases, (4)hulk stops army, (5)runs away, (6)changes back to banner. (7) Banner tries to find cure. goto line 1

Throw in the occasional super villian, the change in the hulks personality every now and then (IE: Gray Hulk, Green Hulk, Smart Green hulk and so on .....) and you have a movie that is just plain fun. I am sorry I really do not need much of plot for the hulk. I know the hulk is the modern day frankenstein.. where he just wants to be left alone to be Big and green. BUT come on I need more than 20 minutes of Hulk angry, Hulk smash

So in parting Stupid plot, not so good actors, not enough HUlk =
BAD MOVIE

Cubsfan · 06-23-2003, 11:16 AM

I really liked the movie. I suppose it could have used a little more of the "Hulk smash" stuff, but too much of that would have made it a pretty pointless movie. Making the "cool" scenes too long is overkill for me, like the Agent Smith scene in Matrix 2: Reloaded.

Chinpoko_Mon · 06-23-2003, 11:56 AM

They just needed a way to give people some background on how Bruce Banner "inherited" his "mutated gene".

Sure, it would've been cool to see more of the Hulk in action. But as with any movie which is the first in a trilogy (or longer), they need to give the audience some background. Then you get to more action in the following sequels.

In any case, I think this is by far one of the better comic book movies I've seen in a while. Ang Lee did an amazing job with his directing. Overall, I was very impressed with the outcome of the whole movie.

I am a big comic book buff, but one thing I've learnt over the years about comic movies is that you always go in with an open mind and not expect anything.

Just go an enjoy the movie for what it is. It makes movies easier to watch and minimize the chances of becoming disappointed. I mean look at X-Men, they've strayed almost completely from the original storyline. It has, however, become two pretty good movies in their own right.

Hulk is the same. Don't expect it to be the comic book. This is now a movie and with any new character being introduced to the silver screen, it is important to establish the origins of the character and not just brush over it.

Overall, I give the movie a two thumbs up.

Dual · 06-23-2003, 12:27 PM

I did not think that the sucakge forum was stuck on one topic .... to me the hulk was suckage .. so far as I am concerend it belongs in the sucakge form ....

Dual · 06-23-2003, 01:19 PM

Not a problem .. I just saw suckage and get stuff off chest hell I figured this was the right place for it ... I was just so pissed I wasted good money on suck suckage ... AHHHH the days for BIll Bixby and Lou Ferrigno ( sorry if there spelled wrong ..... )

revil · 06-23-2003, 01:32 PM

The game is actually kinda fun. you just beat the crap out of things. but it gets a little boring after a while.

xsiled2 · 06-23-2003, 01:35 PM

it sort of reminds me of wild wild west, its so bad you want to kill yourself after.... that or find the guy that stole your money and kick his ass...

Dual · 06-23-2003, 02:03 PM

You know what I compare it to is sitting though the First Wives Club (wife made me go (MUST RESIST THE URGE TO KILL).... said I dragged her to enough "bad" movies that I had to go....) So Like a red headed step child I took my beating and cry like a little girl .....

Chinpoko_Mon · 06-23-2003, 02:06 PM

Oh please... it wasn't as bad as First Wives....

Now you're really exaggerating.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Bill/Lou Hulk TV series. But I truly feel that the movie was better able to show what the Hulk looks like. Lou was good but he definitely could never grow to be 15' tall. Unless he lived in a world of Oommpaalooopahs.

Dual · 06-23-2003, 02:22 PM

Do not get me wrong I believe they were able to better portray the HULK as the massive Bruite we all have grown to love and adore over the years. I enjoy the parts were hulk smash. It was just getting to it that made it feel like an eternaty. I just beleive they went about the story all wrong. I think they should have stuck more to the orginal story line.

TofuNinja · 06-23-2003, 03:01 PM

I thought Brock Lesnar would have made a great hulk if they didn't CG him

Dual · 06-23-2003, 08:56 PM

I must agreethat battlefield earth is suck. Did you hear trovalta wanted to make a second one ...... I think i will go set something on fire now .. the mere thought disturbs me ... shudder

raimin · 06-24-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TofuNinja
I thought Brock Lesnar would have made a great hulk if they didn't CG him

What??? A Green steroid up elroy jetson?

Dual · 06-24-2003, 12:20 PM

Well at leat we know he can do angry with all the 'roids he takes ........

Jihforce · 06-24-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkFury
Well the Ultimate SUCK movie in my book is still "Battlefield Earth".

I vote Fortress as the Ultimate Suck movie...or maybe End of Days.

johnnymk · 06-24-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jihforce

I vote Fortress as the Ultimate Suck movie...or maybe End of Days.

To me..Jackasses may be the worst ever.

Dual · 06-25-2003, 09:21 AM

I am not famliar with Fortress .. but I think the Ultimate Suck Movie would have to be Contact ... uhhh. mere thought makes me want to set fire to something

Cubsfan · 06-25-2003, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dual
I must agree the ultimate suck movie must be battlefield earth. Did you hear trovalta wanted to make a second one ...... I think i will go set something on fire now .. the mere thought disturbs me ... shudder

Quote:

Originally posted by Dual
I am not famliar with Fortress .. but I think the Ultimate Suck Movie would have to be Contact ... uhhh. mere thought makes me want to set fire to something

You wouldn't by some chance be a pyromaniac, woud you?

Dual · 06-25-2003, 10:40 AM

What is wrong with a little fire every now and then :puzzled: (The BIG FIRE ..... MY LIFE FOR YOU.

......) I'm Sorry did you say something?

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06-23-2003, 10:55 AM	#1
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	The Hulk is SUCK!!!! Okay, Let it be known that I am in no way a Hulk guru.. so I might be off on a few things here .. I must say The Hulk has to be one of the worst movies I have seen in .... I can't even rember.... I mean where in the hell did they dig up that stupid plot line. I never recall reading that plot line in any Hulk Comic I ever picked up .. I mean the basic characters were there.. I mean it had bruce, his girlfriend, the general, after that I barley recongnize the stupid thing. I mean how hard is it to Screw up (1)Banner gets angry, (2)hulk smash. (3)army chases, (4)hulk stops army, (5)runs away, (6)changes back to banner. (7) Banner tries to find cure. goto line 1 Throw in the occasional super villian, the change in the hulks personality every now and then (IE: Gray Hulk, Green Hulk, Smart Green hulk and so on .....) and you have a movie that is just plain fun. I am sorry I really do not need much of plot for the hulk. I know the hulk is the modern day frankenstein.. where he just wants to be left alone to be Big and green. BUT come on I need more than 20 minutes of Hulk angry, Hulk smash So in parting Stupid plot, not so good actors, not enough HUlk = BAD MOVIE __________________ Heatware Rating

06-23-2003, 12:27 PM	#4
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	I did not think that the sucakge forum was stuck on one topic .... to me the hulk was suckage .. so far as I am concerend it belongs in the sucakge form .... Last edited by Dual : 06-23-2003 at 01:20 PM.

06-23-2003, 02:06 PM	#9
Chinpoko_Mon Commander Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,142	Oh please... it wasn't as bad as First Wives.... Now you're really exaggerating. Don't get me wrong, I loved the Bill/Lou Hulk TV series. But I truly feel that the movie was better able to show what the Hulk looks like. Lou was good but he definitely could never grow to be 15' tall. Unless he lived in a world of Oommpaalooopahs. Last edited by Chinpoko_Mon : 06-23-2003 at 02:09 PM.

06-23-2003, 03:01 PM	#11
TofuNinja Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: May 2000 Location: On Serenity Posts: 3,503	I thought Brock Lesnar would have made a great hulk if they didn't CG him __________________ "To search for the old is to understand the new." -Gichin Funakoshi- ===>>>LABELED CANTACUZENE'S DUMBEST PERSON ALIVE!!!<<<===

06-23-2003, 11:16 AM	#2
Cubsfan Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,743	I really liked the movie. I suppose it could have used a little more of the "Hulk smash" stuff, but too much of that would have made it a pretty pointless movie. Making the "cool" scenes too long is overkill for me, like the Agent Smith scene in Matrix 2: Reloaded.

06-23-2003, 11:56 AM	#3
Chinpoko_Mon Commander Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,142	They just needed a way to give people some background on how Bruce Banner "inherited" his "mutated gene". Sure, it would've been cool to see more of the Hulk in action. But as with any movie which is the first in a trilogy (or longer), they need to give the audience some background. Then you get to more action in the following sequels. In any case, I think this is by far one of the better comic book movies I've seen in a while. Ang Lee did an amazing job with his directing. Overall, I was very impressed with the outcome of the whole movie. I am a big comic book buff, but one thing I've learnt over the years about comic movies is that you always go in with an open mind and not expect anything. Just go an enjoy the movie for what it is. It makes movies easier to watch and minimize the chances of becoming disappointed. I mean look at X-Men, they've strayed almost completely from the original storyline. It has, however, become two pretty good movies in their own right. Hulk is the same. Don't expect it to be the comic book. This is now a movie and with any new character being introduced to the silver screen, it is important to establish the origins of the character and not just brush over it. Overall, I give the movie a two thumbs up.

06-23-2003, 01:19 PM	#5
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	Not a problem .. I just saw suckage and get stuff off chest hell I figured this was the right place for it ... I was just so pissed I wasted good money on suck suckage ... AHHHH the days for BIll Bixby and Lou Ferrigno ( sorry if there spelled wrong ..... )

06-23-2003, 01:32 PM	#6
revil shibuya girl Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Oregon Posts: 6,851	The game is actually kinda fun. you just beat the crap out of things. but it gets a little boring after a while.

06-23-2003, 01:35 PM	#7
xsiled2 Vice Admiral Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: bye Posts: 4,090	it sort of reminds me of wild wild west, its so bad you want to kill yourself after.... that or find the guy that stole your money and kick his ass...

06-23-2003, 02:03 PM	#8
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	You know what I compare it to is sitting though the First Wives Club (wife made me go (MUST RESIST THE URGE TO KILL).... said I dragged her to enough "bad" movies that I had to go....) So Like a red headed step child I took my beating and cry like a little girl .....

06-23-2003, 02:22 PM	#10
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	Do not get me wrong I believe they were able to better portray the HULK as the massive Bruite we all have grown to love and adore over the years. I enjoy the parts were hulk smash. It was just getting to it that made it feel like an eternaty. I just beleive they went about the story all wrong. I think they should have stuck more to the orginal story line.

06-23-2003, 08:56 PM	#12
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	I must agreethat battlefield earth is suck. Did you hear trovalta wanted to make a second one ...... I think i will go set something on fire now .. the mere thought disturbs me ... shudder Last edited by Dual : 06-25-2003 at 10:37 AM.

06-24-2003, 12:20 PM	#14
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	Well at leat we know he can do angry with all the 'roids he takes ........

06-25-2003, 09:21 AM	#17
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	I am not famliar with Fortress .. but I think the Ultimate Suck Movie would have to be Contact ... uhhh. mere thought makes me want to set fire to something

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06-25-2003, 10:40 AM	#19
Dual Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: There is something to be said for Blue collar philosophy. Posts: 64	What is wrong with a little fire every now and then :puzzled: (The BIG FIRE ..... MY LIFE FOR YOU. ......) I'm Sorry did you say something?

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