08-31-2000, 02:57 PM
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Lieutenant Commander
  Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: bay area, ca
Posts: 780
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sears! here's why:
in february i went down to sears homelife and bought a couch, a nice one, and they said it would be 2 months before it sould be delivered due to supply and whatever--ok, its a nice couch, i can accept it being very popular. two months go by, they dont show up, i call and it will be a few more weeks. finally they show up with the wrong color couch. i'm pissed but i get to keep it while they find another one for me-atleast i have a couch now. they come back with a july delivery date, so i f*ck'n lost it, they took off the delivery charge, something like $70, that's what i paid for scotch guarding so alright i'll wait. no couch in july. many phone calls later, the sales person i had gets fired-hooray! delivery date is august. yesterday they show up wuth a couch that is the right color but no scotch guarding, my girlfriend tells them to take it back, the delivery guys dont know **** so they take it. today i speak to the division head and find out there is no such thing as scotchguard anymore, since june/2000, and we should have kept the one without the scotch guarding--motherf'er. the dude was a dick too. tonite i'm going to go down there and either cut out their hearts with a spoon or something. f sears! stay away, there are other places to buuy furniture. i'll let you know if i end up in jail |
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08-31-2000, 03:23 PM
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FREE TO BOTHER SOME OTHER FORUM
 Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 3,539
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Goddamn it, go get 'em, att! Wow, you're looking for a TV, getting a new couch...someone's livin' pretty, huh?!
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08-31-2000, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Wow that would suck. Kick their ass!
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08-31-2000, 06:12 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Redlands & San Diego, CA.
Posts: 5,882
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Major suckage man.
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09-01-2000, 12:09 PM
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Lieutenant Commander
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 566
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by att:
tonite i'm going to go down there and either cut out their hearts with a spoon or something.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maybe try a fork, I think it'd be easier.  ------------------ ------------------ Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ------------------ |
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09-01-2000, 05:00 PM
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shibuya girl
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Oregon
Posts: 6,851
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Forks may work better, but spoons are funner. perhaps the right combonation would be a... Spork!
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09-01-2000, 05:38 PM
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FREE TO BOTHER SOME OTHER FORUM
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 3,539
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Hey, att, how did this work out for you? I always enjoy hearing a good ream story...
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09-02-2000, 03:15 AM
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Lieutenant
Join Date: Jul 2000
Posts: 248
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no no no, spoons, forks, knives, they're all second rate tools for the dismantling of an organ from the human body. I'm an experienced veteran at this. You have to use your hands. You can, with enough force, tear out the heart of the individual, and show it to them, he or she would have several seconds to register this in their head, so you can stare them down until they die, gripping their heart in victory.
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