S: What a sneeze....

gwilks98 · 02-17-2004, 10:23 AM

I was drinking water like a good little health nut and out of nowhere i had to sneeze. You know, one of those "you've got no warning, prepare to fire the torpedos" sneezes.
In a panic'd attempt to prevent water from projecting from my mouth, I put my palm over my lips and puckered them as tight as I could...
The sneeze came with little mercy and the result sounded like donald duck getting hit over the head with a bat or anvil.

Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker.

Now everybody's smirking (cept the dude I soaked.) At least I get the last laugh. Thank GAWD it wasn't coffee.

Jenny · 02-17-2004, 10:32 AM

LOL ouch did it hurt?

nickel · 02-17-2004, 11:28 AM

got vid?

Airencracken · 02-17-2004, 11:58 AM

Y'know what I hate? when you go to sneeze and then it doesn't come out. So dissapointing.

speedracer120 · 02-17-2004, 12:58 PM

Thanks for the visual gwilks.

xsiled2 · 02-17-2004, 01:15 PM

rofl...

thats wonderful...

raimin · 02-17-2004, 01:51 PM

at least the water didnt go up your tear glands and out your eyes as well

nickel · 02-17-2004, 01:58 PM

i wonder if he hershey squirted his shorts, too?

Nija · 02-17-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gwilks98

Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker.

I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

DaFunkyUnit · 02-17-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nija

I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

obviously, not where she was supposed to be!

gwilks98 · 02-17-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nija

I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

He sits across from me....about 8 feet away. I got the back of his head GOOD.

NSS: My sinuses are WAY clear now.

Markel · 02-17-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Airencracken
Y'know what I hate? when you go to sneeze and then it doesn't come out. So dissapointing.

Staring at a light will often get those sneezes to come through.

Joshua · 02-18-2004, 05:12 AM

ROFLMFAO!!! That's the first time in a long time I actually LOL'd... Picturing you sneezing making the D. Duck sounds is hysterical!

02-17-2004, 10:23 AM	#1
gwilks98 Vice Admiral Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: StL Posts: 4,300	S: What a sneeze.... I was drinking water like a good little health nut and out of nowhere i had to sneeze. You know, one of those "you've got no warning, prepare to fire the torpedos" sneezes. In a panic'd attempt to prevent water from projecting from my mouth, I put my palm over my lips and puckered them as tight as I could... The sneeze came with little mercy and the result sounded like donald duck getting hit over the head with a bat or anvil. Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker. Now everybody's smirking (cept the dude I soaked.) At least I get the last laugh. Thank GAWD it wasn't coffee. __________________ "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away." "Cold silence has A tendancy to Atrophy any Sense of compassion." MJK

02-17-2004, 10:32 AM	#2
Jenny Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Kansas City area Posts: 10,947	LOL ouch did it hurt? __________________ Check out my spoilers for over 20 shows @ SpoilerFix.com Check out my TV blog, where I post weekly & daily TV schedules, TV news, interviews with TV stars & more! All new TV forums as well @ TV Is My Pacifier

02-17-2004, 11:28 AM	#3
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	got vid? __________________ click me

02-17-2004, 11:58 AM	#4
Airencracken Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,681	Y'know what I hate? when you go to sneeze and then it doesn't come out. So dissapointing. __________________ "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre

02-17-2004, 12:58 PM	#5
speedracer120 Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: HB,CA/PA Posts: 3,437	Thanks for the visual gwilks. __________________ Off in La La Land

02-17-2004, 01:15 PM	#6
xsiled2 Vice Admiral Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: bye Posts: 4,090	rofl... thats wonderful...

02-17-2004, 01:51 PM	#7
raimin Captain Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: san francisco Posts: 1,627	at least the water didnt go up your tear glands and out your eyes as well

02-17-2004, 01:58 PM	#8
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	i wonder if he hershey squirted his shorts, too?

02-18-2004, 05:12 AM	#13
Joshua Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 3,390	ROFLMFAO!!! That's the first time in a long time I actually LOL'd... Picturing you sneezing making the D. Duck sounds is hysterical! __________________ The Apexer formerly known as SnotRocket. "Like I **ing said, "Ok, so I hear it may be a repost. Blah But I had never seen it, so..." ** you Canta." -Jenny 12/4/2003

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