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SS: Scabies
I don't know if I was the only one misinformed, but I thought Scabies was a sexually transmitted disease... turns out it isn't! You can get it from a towel, bedsheets, etc.
I have to wash everything in hot water and put on a topical medicine one time and hopefully it's gone. What a PITA
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you got scabies on your peepee?
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scabies... isn't that what you get from dogs?
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there is a Mrs. Ski? |
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so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that.. |
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ewwwwwwwwww
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DONE NO MORE SCABIES AFTER THIS WEEKEND thank you! |
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well, you brought it up. and i was afraid for you and the syphillis.... then i thought you might have crabs..... and then scabies on your willie.... and then married to a chick that gave you those scabies.... well it's not been the most pleasant thread for us either.
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i always thought it was an std you got from wool (mostly from sheep)
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I thought it was the name of Cleatus's daughter.
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