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Old 08-06-2004, 01:39 PM   #1
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SS: Scabies

I don't know if I was the only one misinformed, but I thought Scabies was a sexually transmitted disease... turns out it isn't! You can get it from a towel, bedsheets, etc.

I have to wash everything in hot water and put on a topical medicine one time and hopefully it's gone. What a PITA
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:42 PM   #2
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you got scabies on your peepee?
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:23 PM   #3
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Scabies are better than the syphillis you thought you had
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:32 PM   #4
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you got scabies on your peepee?
arms, wrists, thighs mostly

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Scabies are better than the syphillis you thought you had
YES... Corsec was right... for something to show up 3 months since you've had "maritals" probably isn't going to be syphilis
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:43 PM   #5
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YES... Corsec was right... for something to show up 3 months since you've had "maritals" probably isn't going to be syphilis



ski isn't pure anymore! he's going to hell

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Old 08-06-2004, 03:32 PM   #6
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ski isn't pure anymore! he's going to hell

she was my wife....
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:51 PM   #7
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she was my wife....


ski didn't tell us he:
a) had a girlfriend
b) was engaged
c) was getting married
d) is now married

keep digging, spanky
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:11 PM   #8
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scabies... isn't that what you get from dogs?
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:31 PM   #9
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ski didn't tell us he:
a) had a girlfriend
b) was engaged
c) was getting married
d) is now married

keep digging, spanky
yeh, what is up with that?
there is a Mrs. Ski?
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:26 PM   #10
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yeh, what is up with that?
there is a Mrs. Ski?
My friends, let's clear this all up! There is no Mrs. ski... Nija had called me out on losing the big V to a girlfriend this past spring, that's all

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scabies... isn't that what you get from dogs?
actually I think I got it from the new mouse I got 3 weeks ago, that mysteriously died 1 week ago... dirty Mexican

(FYI, his NAME was "The Mexican" )
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:13 PM   #11
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My friends, let's clear this all up! There is no Mrs. ski... Nija had called me out on losing the big V to a girlfriend this past spring, that's all


actually I think I got it from the new mouse I got 3 weeks ago, that mysteriously died 1 week ago... dirty Mexican

(FYI, his NAME was "The Mexican" )

so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:24 PM   #12
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so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..
ewwwwwwwwww
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:56 PM   #13
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so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..
I got it on my hands first (from handling the mouse), then in one cataclysmic event, I was in an itch frenzy all night. I don't want to go into details, folks, but you're making me!

DONE

NO MORE SCABIES AFTER THIS WEEKEND

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Old 08-06-2004, 11:22 PM   #14
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well, you brought it up. and i was afraid for you and the syphillis.... then i thought you might have crabs..... and then scabies on your willie.... and then married to a chick that gave you those scabies.... well it's not been the most pleasant thread for us either.
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i always thought it was an std you got from wool (mostly from sheep)
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:14 AM   #16
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i always thought it was an std you got from wool (mostly from sheep)


(innocent there)
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I thought it was the name of Cleatus's daughter.
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