09-05-2006, 06:58 AM
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Durex XXL Discontinued (*cry for my favorite condom*)
I didn't want this thread to be tasteless, but I'd like some insite. I'm ordering a box of *Discontinued* Durex XXL 100 before places stop carrying them but I know they won't last me that long (how many yrs do condoms last anyway)?
I am going to miss these badboys. Great fit, invincible (I popped several other brands, and these just won't break), and all around just a great fun condom. I'll miss you XXL. Onto business. For those who know, what is comparable to the XXL condom in considerations to girth and durability (from my knowledge, durex was pretty much the everlast of condoms). I'm not concerned with pleasure or thinness, just safety (I don't need the pleasure giving condoms, I more than cover that department). I guess my question for those Gigolo's with the Most Below is, What condom do you use, where do you get it, And has said condom ever let the marching band through? |
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09-05-2006, 08:34 AM
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Well I think generally they at least 1 year when purchased new in box. I've seen some with expirations up to 3 years. Since you're stockpiling up, are you going to do the Seinfeld thing and make sure the gals are spongeworthy?
 I can't give you recommendations  so let's page DF. 
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09-05-2006, 09:06 AM
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you are going to have to pick your pretties (or uglies) more conscientiously now to make sure they are
(what mcs said... yeh)
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09-05-2006, 10:11 AM
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Heh... well I guess you'll just have to become a Trojan Magnum man now huh?
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09-05-2006, 10:49 AM
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I do not like the Magnums Mans
For they let loose the Marching Bands Others are a tight @ss Cram I just want a better Brand. |
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09-05-2006, 01:12 PM
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The magnum XL didn't even work for you? Those and the Durex XXLs were the only ones that worked for me.
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09-05-2006, 01:20 PM
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Maybe you need to shorten your stroke and stop burnin' so much rubber. |
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09-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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Oh.. Lordy.. Lordy.. Lordy...
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09-05-2006, 03:19 PM
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spongeworthy...not alot of them out there.
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09-05-2006, 03:37 PM
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Durex XXL's were ones that never broke. I don't believe the Magnums have either, but trogan condoms before using the magnums have. So that fear still lingers in the back of my mind. Compare a Durex to a Trogan and you can feel the strength difference. Quote:
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09-05-2006, 04:01 PM
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Well maybe you'll (rather she) will just have to switch to oral when your supply runs out
 On a side note - I think the sponge is back on the market now under new management. |
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09-05-2006, 07:12 PM
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09-05-2006, 08:58 PM
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Guess I walked into that. Eitherway focus on the topic. |
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09-06-2006, 12:04 AM
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BTW.. based on what you said earlier, you based your opinion of Trojans solely on how poorly the "basic" ones perform... When your stockpile of Durex finally runs out, why not just get a small pack of the Magnum XLs and give them a shot. I'm sure your not the ONLY "large" person to have a problem with an average condom... that's why they make the XL and XXL series. |
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09-06-2006, 12:17 AM
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Condoms? Pfft... Bareback is where it's at!
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09-06-2006, 06:44 AM
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09-06-2006, 12:58 PM
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09-06-2006, 01:00 PM
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PROMISCUOS HIGH RISK SEX FTW! |
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09-06-2006, 03:36 PM
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Lord I'm working on that. Moment I told her they Discontinued Durex XXL.. she nearly cried. Course I did bring it up then and she's pretty receptive. Eitherway, I'm considering buying about 600 (equates to about 50 boxes of 12 packs). Expiration dates worry me though. Last edited by Pemolis : 09-07-2006 at 11:30 AM. |
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09-07-2006, 02:48 PM
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Contact the company to find out how long you can store them and how long they'll last in storage. |
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09-07-2006, 09:09 PM
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Now this is a thread that is useless without pics!!
Try this site: http://www.condomania.com/ They advertise custom sized condoms.
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09-11-2006, 12:55 AM
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not sure if I should open my mouth in here, but the magnum twisters are really nice if you ask me. I never had any problems with popping, but well I guess that is another story.
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09-11-2006, 01:30 AM
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Who woulda known a buncha dudes on a nerdy message board had huge dicks haha
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09-11-2006, 01:40 AM
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Well it usually isn't those that act as though they are gods gift in bed that are. I can't vouch for any nerd with anything "huge", but after I actually learned how to socialize with girls (Recent event) I was plesantly suprised to get calls back. Every now and then I revert to my old online nerdy ways
 I do know that when my roommate asked me to borrow a condom and I handed him a Magnum, he said are you kidding and walked away with a dumbfounded look. |
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09-11-2006, 01:49 AM
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condoms are just a big waste of money.
the pill is the way to go. |
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09-11-2006, 01:57 AM
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I agree, but sometimes you don't know the other person too well, and ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it! |
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09-11-2006, 02:00 AM
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The problem here is not the woman per say. Some women not all are careless and possibly might not be committed to taking the pill. Or maybe they are evil and don't want to, (Argue amongst yourselves). Anyway for a guy, I can put on a condom and not have to question that later even with a commited and trustworthy girlfriend, I can sleep easy. |
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09-11-2006, 02:08 AM
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Man, SOOOO many women get drunk and forget to take their pill or get too drunk and puke up their pill. I don't know the exact ramifications of missing one dose but I definitely feel much more safe with a condom on. If they had male BC i'd definitely buy that ****. |
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