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Old 09-12-2006, 06:13 PM   #1
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Uh Oh...



Not sure yet, but it doesn't look good for my life as I know it.
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Old 09-12-2006, 08:13 PM   #2
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Is that you giving up the goal?
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Old 09-12-2006, 08:29 PM   #3
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It almost looks like it's that goalie breaking his leg or something
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Old 09-12-2006, 08:34 PM   #4
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is mrs. kevster pregnant?
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Old 09-12-2006, 09:57 PM   #5
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one got past the goalie...

your wifey is pregnant....??
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:02 PM   #6
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Oh .. wow.. You guys interpret that picture better then I.

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Old 09-12-2006, 11:27 PM   #7
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Oh .. wow.. You guys interpret that picture better then I.

i had no clue what Kevster was talking about!!
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Old 09-12-2006, 11:40 PM   #8
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Hmmm, perhaps he had a sizable wager against the good ol' USA
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:17 AM   #9
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I betcha Mrs. Kevster's got one in the oven.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:52 AM   #10
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This is what you get for flaunting your 2' weiner.
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Old 09-13-2006, 05:02 AM   #11
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Shouldn't the puck have gone through the 5 hole?

Congrats!
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:20 AM   #12
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Kevster, YOU'VE GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO!

(Although I do appreciate your creativity).

Judging by what you said that, "it doesn't look good for my life as I know it", it doesn't seem like that's what you'd say if your wife was pregnant so I am confused.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:15 AM   #13
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Heh... "That's just pucked up".
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:13 AM   #14
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Heh... "That's just pucked up".

booo.

Kevster, i hope things work out the way you want them too, which i think means under review, you find that the shot is no good.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:28 AM   #15
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Uh oh. Weiner jr. is gonna be running around
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:00 AM   #16
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Well it's confirmed.

Ultrasound on the little one comes up in a couple weeks so we'll see how that goes before telling the whole family. I let my brother know via email since he's in Iraq right now. Only my brother (and you guys) know. Makes you all feel special, now doesn't it?

I was planning a trip to Peru for us this spring, so needless to say that's off the board now.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:03 AM   #17
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Congratulations to you two. That's wonderful news! Going to start looking at Minivans now?
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:14 AM   #18
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Congrats!

if you don't mind me asking, what were you using as the goalie? I'm always nervous that I'm going to be that 1% that gets knocked up on BC, so I'm curious to know which method failed for you. I've heard of quite a few people being/having "pill babies", and the other day someone was explaining that his sister was an IUD baby.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:16 AM   #19
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Congrats. Kevster. Finally putting that 2' weiner to good use.

Now, how the heck did you guys figure that Mrs. Kevster was pregnant from that pic. is beyone me.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:22 AM   #20
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Congrats!

if you don't mind me asking, what were you using as the goalie? I'm always nervous that I'm going to be that 1% that gets knocked up on BC, so I'm curious to know which method failed for you. I've heard of quite a few people being/having "pill babies", and the other day someone was explaining that his sister was an IUD baby.

Well, I have to admit it now: we 'pulled the goalie'.

I didn't think it was going to happen so quickly since Mrs. Kevster has had some past medical problems and very irregular periods.

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Old 09-13-2006, 11:26 AM   #21
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Congrats Kevster... to you and your wife.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:32 AM   #22
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oh wow Congrats. Well here is to a happy and healthy 9 months and beyond
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:39 AM   #23
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Another thing: this is going to make my wife's weekend trip up here to Sacramento for hanging out with my folks and house hunting a little more interesting. Especially since we don't want to tell them anything yet.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:40 AM   #24
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Congrats Kevster & Mrs. Kevster.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:57 AM   #25
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Now, how the heck did you guys figure that Mrs. Kevster was pregnant from that pic. is beyone me.


Yeah... does ice hockey/goalies symbolize a general euphemism as to pregnancy (unlike showing us a pic of a "dead rabbit", bread baking in an oven, or something else to that effect...)
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:15 PM   #27
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Congratulations! I'm glad you are happy about it and I hope everything goes smoothly!
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:54 PM   #28
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:06 PM   #29
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Translation :)

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Not sure yet, but it doesn't look good for my life as I know it.


Doesn't look good for my life...
I.E. Something happened, unexpected and its going to be life altering.

Puck getting past a goalie... either he dropped something, something ran past him, or something got through where it shouldn't...

My mind thought either :

1. He took drugs with a dirty needle.
2. Someone robbed his place with him in it.
3. He got Mrs. Kevster pregnant and we all thoguht or at least i did that there was protection that appeared to fail.

But yeah, in a few seconds i put this one together.. But maybe i'm hanging aroudn too many newlyweds who are starting to have kids so i was in the right mindset..

Who knows.. i thought it was clever and amusing.

I think every thread should start with a pic and a riddle.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:14 PM   #30
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Yeah... does ice hockey/goalies symbolize a general euphemism as to pregnancy (unlike showing us a pic of a "dead rabbit", bread baking in an oven, or something else to that effect...)

Sorry DF - I took my lead from this post (Congrats LPM!) 3 years ago.
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