worst pick up line

renovation · 09-15-2006, 12:43 PM

you look better today then you did the last two times i seen you .

Freelance Superhero · 09-15-2006, 02:03 PM

my name's ryan, but you can call me tonight.

BigJon · 09-15-2006, 02:15 PM

I lost my phone number....can I have yours?

kgsilvas · 09-15-2006, 02:56 PM

A toss-up between: 1) Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here. and

2) You must be a heck of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Freelance Superhero · 09-15-2006, 03:21 PM

is that a mirror in your pocket?
cause i can see myself in your pants.

molecularfire · 09-15-2006, 05:15 PM

Hello. My name is molecularfire. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all night long.

KIISQueen · 09-15-2006, 05:27 PM

This one is way to funny

I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade

Maarchk · 09-15-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIISQueen

This one is way to funny

I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade

wow.. that wins as the worst i think... i can't even imagine a girl getting it and thinking about it. the other ones would get a smirk.. this one would get a shrug and perhaps a finger.

not that finger...

Emqtee · 09-15-2006, 06:02 PM

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

mcs328 · 09-15-2006, 09:16 PM

Has anyone ever told you that you have a butter face?

KIISQueen · 09-15-2006, 10:37 PM

OMG!! Do men really say this.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

ArkiStan · 09-16-2006, 12:14 AM

1. Hey, nice shirt. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed tomorrow morning.

or

2. Hey, nice shoes. Wanna F*ck?

ShawnLee · 09-19-2006, 11:54 PM

Hey, want to go back to my place for sex and pizza?

(wait for the rejection)

What's wrong with pizza?

Freelance Superhero · 09-20-2006, 12:14 AM

hey, how's it goin? i like your boobs; let's go invent a new species.

Airencracken · 09-20-2006, 12:33 AM

My all time favorite. Guaranteed to work.

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Kim · 09-20-2006, 07:36 AM

Yesterday at work some guy from Ohio called and said "you have a sexy voice, why don't you move here and be my 'personal assistant'."

Prngr44 · 09-20-2006, 08:48 AM

Should I call you or nudge you when breakfast is ready?

thresher · 09-20-2006, 11:37 AM

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
The only one we all laughed at over here. Are we some sick people or what?!

Nija · 09-20-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim

Yesterday at work some guy from Ohio called and said "you have a sexy voice, why don't you move here and be my 'personal assistant'."

So who wants to tell Mommypooh that BigJon is lookin' elsewhere?

Burzhui · 09-22-2006, 02:50 PM

Wasssup ladies, what's up sluts

cadetevon · 09-22-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thresher

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
The only one we all laughed at over here. Are we some sick people or what?!

Not at all. I too laughed out loud. It's funny as hell.

KIISQueen · 09-22-2006, 05:44 PM

Oh God, do men really say these things?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

BigJon · 09-23-2006, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim

Yesterday at work some guy from Ohio called and said "you have a sexy voice, why don't you move here and be my 'personal assistant'."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nija

So who wants to tell Mommypooh that BigJon is lookin' elsewhere?

Markel · 09-23-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nija

So who wants to tell Mommypooh that BigJon is lookin' elsewhere?

If he's taking clues from this thread, I don't think she has much to worry about!

utcpal · 09-28-2006, 12:16 PM

have any of you guys, really used those lines ?

09-15-2006, 12:43 PM	#1
renovation Admiral Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail Posts: 5,029	worst pick up line you look better today then you did the last two times i seen you . __________________ You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail

09-15-2006, 02:03 PM	#2
Freelance Superhero Optimus Prime Join Date: May 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 4,116	my name's ryan, but you can call me tonight. __________________ "I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog

09-15-2006, 02:15 PM	#3
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	I lost my phone number....can I have yours? __________________

09-15-2006, 05:15 PM	#6
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Hello. My name is molecularfire. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all night long. __________________ Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self. I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

09-15-2006, 05:27 PM	#7
KIISQueen Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,985	This one is way to funny I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade __________________

09-15-2006, 02:56 PM	#4
kgsilvas Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,245	A toss-up between: 1) Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here. and 2) You must be a heck of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

09-15-2006, 03:21 PM	#5
Freelance Superhero Optimus Prime Join Date: May 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 4,116	is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.

09-15-2006, 06:02 PM	#9
Emqtee Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 513	Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

09-15-2006, 09:16 PM	#10
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	Has anyone ever told you that you have a butter face? __________________

09-15-2006, 10:37 PM	#11
KIISQueen Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,985	OMG!! Do men really say this. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

09-16-2006, 12:14 AM	#12
ArkiStan Admiral Join Date: May 2000 Location: Recession Central Posts: 5,898	1. Hey, nice shirt. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed tomorrow morning. or 2. Hey, nice shoes. Wanna F*ck?

09-20-2006, 12:14 AM	#14
Freelance Superhero Optimus Prime Join Date: May 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 4,116	hey, how's it goin? i like your boobs; let's go invent a new species.

09-20-2006, 12:33 AM	#15
Airencracken Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,681	My all time favorite. Guaranteed to work. "Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" __________________ "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre

09-20-2006, 07:36 AM	#16
Kim Eternally Ensign Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Utah Posts: 4,573	Yesterday at work some guy from Ohio called and said "you have a sexy voice, why don't you move here and be my 'personal assistant'." __________________ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

09-20-2006, 08:48 AM	#17
Prngr44 Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,620	Should I call you or nudge you when breakfast is ready?

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09-20-2006, 11:37 AM	#18
thresher Commander Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: St.Augustine FL. Plymouth Rock is a newbie! Posts: 1,223	"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" The only one we all laughed at over here. Are we some sick people or what?! __________________ Wait a second... you're telling me Sixpac Shakur is a CHICK?

09-22-2006, 02:50 PM	#20
Burzhui hot in velour pants Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York City Posts: 9,198	Wasssup ladies, what's up sluts __________________ ____________________ IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH?

09-22-2006, 05:44 PM	#22
KIISQueen Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,985	Oh God, do men really say these things? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

09-28-2006, 12:16 PM	#25
utcpal Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 654	have any of you guys, really used those lines ?

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