09-17-2006, 09:38 PM
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What should I be this year for Halloween
I'm 28 and a co-worker is having a housewarming/Halloween party where a costume is required. I am thinking about going as the Karate Kid given that I'm Asian (yes I know he was a white boy). I'm taking suggestions but nothing too crazy because I want to spend minimal effort on this.
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09-17-2006, 10:01 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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how bout a jackhammer?
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09-18-2006, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Where the east meets the west.
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A robot? out of cardboard boxes.
Duff man? if you have random red clothing floating about. a law suit.. i.e. philadelphia. hmm i dont know... what do you like being? just throw on some funky clothing and be a hippy?
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09-18-2006, 12:07 PM
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hot in velour pants
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: New York City
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be smart and don't take candy from strangers
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09-18-2006, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: OKC
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a Little white lie -- wear white pants and shirt, safety pin "little white lies" to you (examples are "what a cute baby!", "Sure!, I'll call you!")write these with a sharpie on post-its or other small papers
Get a bunch of cheap rubber ducks and adhere to yourself and call yourself a "chick magnet" Get a square box- paint it black, make a rubik's cube. Figure out holes for arms and head yourself :p Dress in Grey (and randomly apply cotton balls everywhere) and carry a spritz bottle w/water-- cloudy with a chance of showers Dress head to toe in black. Get 3 smaller square boxes, paint beige or grey. Write "Ctrl" "Alt" and "DEL" and attach to your chest. But of course if you want to go all out, check out the "Incredible stuff made" area on cockeyed.com |
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09-18-2006, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Land of fruits and nuts
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Go naked with a frying pan on your head . Presto, chango Peter Pan!!]
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