09-25-2006, 01:27 PM
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Location: NorCal
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A Word of Warning
I am sure all of those here with kids already know this, but if you don't and this is your first time, you discover all new things about your wife/partner that you never knew before.
A word of warning to all men who are or may become expectant fathers: No matter how inviting they may look, DO NOT GO FOR THE BOOBIES! If you do, expect a good right cross and a black eye. That is all.
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I think over again My small adventures, my fears. The small ones that seemed so big, For all the vital things I had to get and to reach. And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing: To live to see the great day that dawns, And the light that fills the world. -old Inuit song |
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09-25-2006, 01:29 PM
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President, Cowboys Nation
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In the 'burbs, west of D.C.
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Pics, please.
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09-25-2006, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: oc
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lol, Thats the truth don't touch those boobies
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09-25-2006, 01:46 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: raising my pimp hand strong
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well, not at first anyway.
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09-25-2006, 02:03 PM
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Vice Admiral
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions...
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Yeah...go lightly at first...a good hard honkin' will get you a black eye.
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09-25-2006, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Beaverton, OR
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Especially if you say "honk honk" when you do it.
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09-25-2006, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: San Diego
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Bwahahaha!! I recall my breasts being SO. DANG. SORE. That just looking at them might cause you some personal pain. |
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09-25-2006, 04:42 PM
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Rear Admiral Upper Half
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Where the east meets the west.
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Did you find this out the hard way.. gotta go slow and be careful.. it definitely doesn't pay to be adventurous.. Feel better. Mark
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09-25-2006, 05:21 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
Join Date: May 2000
Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA
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Did you ask weiner first?
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09-25-2006, 10:05 PM
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Commander
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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I couldn't stand shirts on them when Pregnant and you think you can Touch them let alone Look at them. No,
 Ha LOL I hope you are okay.
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09-25-2006, 11:28 PM
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Rear Admiral Upper Half
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In Sunny Southern California
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 Boobies? Hmmmm, my wife is 7 months pregnant...no right hooks yet!
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09-26-2006, 01:04 AM
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Admiral
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: NorCal
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Thankfully, I have fast reflexes.  Hopefully my little one will inherit that from me as well (it really helps with Judo!). |
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09-28-2006, 12:38 AM
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Ensign
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Its well worth the black eye though.
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09-28-2006, 12:07 PM
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Lieutenant Commander
Join Date: Apr 2006
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thanks for the info.. (Its hard to resist though!)
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