Quick Marriage

renovation · 12-01-2006, 01:36 PM

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

'No," she said, "I was a hooker in Fargo-Moorhead and I worked both sides of the Red River."

bachviet · 12-01-2006, 04:12 PM

Sirrich3 · 12-01-2006, 04:21 PM

funny

Napoleon54 · 12-01-2006, 08:20 PM

swimmer chicks are hot

Hoser · 12-01-2006, 09:19 PM

Unless they're Russian swimming 'chicks'.

utcpal · 12-04-2006, 01:25 PM

funny and good one..
(Dont make decisions fast.. once made, dont ask questions)

12-01-2006, 01:36 PM	#1
renovation Admiral Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail Posts: 5,029	Quick Marriage A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" 'No," she said, "I was a hooker in Fargo-Moorhead and I worked both sides of the Red River." __________________ You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail

12-01-2006, 04:12 PM	#2
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12-01-2006, 04:21 PM	#3
Sirrich3 Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In Sunny Southern California Posts: 3,950	funny __________________

12-01-2006, 08:20 PM	#4
Napoleon54 Vice Admiral Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: floating inside of a giant egg made of stars Posts: 4,861	swimmer chicks are hot __________________ There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal. - Friedrich Hayek

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12-01-2006, 09:19 PM	#5
Hoser Commander Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Omaha, NE, United States Posts: 1,275	Unless they're Russian swimming 'chicks'.

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utcpal Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 654	funny and good one.. (Dont make decisions fast.. once made, dont ask questions)

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