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am i gay?
i am on a business trip for 9 days and i brought 6 pairs of shoes.
have i caught teh ghey? i brought two pair of dress shoes for my meetings next week. one pair of boots for the harley trip this weekend. sandals, running shoes, and pumas for going out. and that's less than 1/3 of the number of shoes i own. ![]() so...just wondering if that's odd for a dude, gay or otherwise.
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You should change your name to tranny or metro.
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You must have got a good deal on the shoes..where did you get them?
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for me the max amount of shoes i take on a trip is 4 pairs .
water shoes ,dress shoes ,sandal,and tennis /running shoes
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no you'd be gay if you bought a different set of shoes for each outfit and then cleaned them after each time you used them.
Yeah you must have gotten a good deal on shoes. ![]()
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Nah... It's not an internet virus that you pick up or anything. Though, the presence of any other indicators might cause question. Namely, have you had the urge to have sex with another man recently? Cause, that's the big one.
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6 pairs of shoes for practical uses is not gay, though it's a bit much for a 9 day trip. Like TofuNinja said, having 6 pairs of shoes because they match your outfit is gay.
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a man should have 1 pair of sneakers, one pair of sandels, and one pair of dress shoes. Anything above that is gay.
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I own that plus a pair of hiking boots. I must be gay!
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For boots I think there is an exception if the store where you purchased them also sells firearms.
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I got my latest pair of hiking boots from REI. Oh crap...
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what are water shoes? the shoes you wear when you swim?
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well, i didn't want to wear black/gray for all of my meetings so i brought tan slacks as well. hence the two pair of dress shoes.
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sounds shady to me.
i have 6 pairs in total. Black formal dress shoes brown semi-formal/work shoes Pumas for night on the town sandals tennis shoes b-ball shoes. That is all.
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Sandals are gay
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Two pair of dress shoes: one black, one brown. Wearing one in place of the other makes you look like your mom still dresses you. 2 pair of sneakers: One for gym use only, the other for street (I have a leftover pair that gets the yardwork since it frequently gets covered in dog poop.) 1 pair of sandals for public showers. I don't think that's out of line. Last edited by gwilks98 : 06-07-2007 at 06:28 PM. |
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i bought a pair of reef flip flops and i wear them every single day. they are super comfy and i will absolutely buy another pair when they wear out. |
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yes.
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BTW... usually if you have to ask yourself the question "Am I gay"... you've probably answered it already by most counts.
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![]() In my closet: Two pairs hard leather dress shoes for work and dress-up occasions - one black, one brown One pair of brown or black soft leather shoes for casual wear. One pair of sneakers/athletic shoes for the gym and recreation (I never wear sneakers as plain old casual wear. Just not my personal style.) One pair of high end basketball sneakers (Air Jordan's, to be precise), strictly for the basketball court to give me ankle support and knee security. I wouldn't mind one pair of workboots or some other rugged footwear for out in the snow, hiking, etc. But currently don't own any.
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i'm definitely ghey. darn deals making me buy stuff that i don't necessarily need... (now). i have 4 pairs of trail running shoes alone (REI .83 + 50% clearance..each one @ ~$30).
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